Don't thank us, it's our job.

James here reporting for duty!

Hope you guys did well for your exams! Well back to business..

As we go about tagging politely on twits' blogs, they spit vulgarities[which they can't even spell right] and "shout" at us. I think the worst possible comeback line they can come up with is telling us that we're very free.
Honestly, with so much bad English to combat, we are hardly even free.

It's just a simple congratulatory tag, does that mean we're free?

To twits who tell us that we're very free:
We admit it, we tried to type like you twits...but obviously for experimental purposes. Do you know how freaking long it takes to type in twit? They make a simple word like "to" and modify it into "turbbe" or "tuu", let's not even get started on the alternate caps.

For us, it's just a simple tag in proper English...but to type in full twit, with ridiculous alternate caps, excessive elaboration on words and the use of zeros instead of O's, for a POST. Yes, A POST. Almost daily, I'd like to think that the truth is that twits are much more free than us. How uncanny.

So remember kiddos, think of better comeback lines before you try to diss us.

The name's James and till next time.. don't wear it out!

Janice is back!!

We are sorry for the long break in between. As you all know, the dreadful exams started and all. No worries, The TwitPatrol is back and running. We just hope that you people are still fighting along sides with us against twits.
Here are more address to more twits. Thank you.

1. http://t00pid-daughter-world.blogspot.com/ - Her cursor is freaking irritating.
2. http://lurrbb--issh--precious.blogspot.com/ - Man... Does she likes colours
3. http://www.siimple-kidd.blogspot.com/
4. http://www.lonelinesseva.blogspot.com/
5. http://www.ii-lurrve-euu.blogspot.com/
5. http://www.lurbb-iishh-painful.blogspot.com/
6. http://d0reenxia0meimei.blogspot.com/
7. http://www.cindysmwepromise.blogspot.com/
8. http://missjac.blogspot.com/ - A nice skin... Ruined by her typing...
9. http://luv-sebasleongg.blogspot.com/
10. http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/ - It's too pink for me... Ouch.
11. http://kenandemanuel.blogspot.com/ - I think someone else posted this link already right?
12. http://oiinkoiink.blogspot.com/ - Beautiful skin, alas bad english...
13. http://darknessangel--.blogspot.com/
14. http://ppinkeliciouss.blogspot.com/
15. http://cindderella.blogspot.com/

That's all for now folks. Holidays should have started for most people am i right? Well then, Happy Holidays!!

See ya!! Janice scooting off...

Dr. Jinx talking.

This isn't a 'funny' post but i think that twits should really really read this.

Okay when we go to twit blogs, they are SO IMPOLITE! They think that if you put a 'please' in whatever you are saying then it's polite. Guess what?

It's not!

I think that this blog deserves to be here.

http://mandiiechocco.blogspot.com/

She was the ONLY ONE that bothered to ask us to leave NICELY!!

I mean the others will go like 'pharrk 0ff lArhhs pls'. Then 'gEt l0sTXx pls wE rEalliie aPPrEciiAte iit'

She asked us to leave nicely and paid attention to WHY WE WERE THERE! To her, we weren't 'troublemakers'. If you read her posts, she said that she's rethinking the way she's typing and will try to type in proper English!

She asked us to leave in a polite way and didn't put words in our mouths.

Unlike others that call us names like 'humjiikiiAs'...whatever that means.

So to all twits, ask us politely and we'll probably leave.

Hey! Dr. Jinx back in action!

1.http://hopeless-gal-miing.blogspot.com/
2.http://abandoned-lurrve.blogspot.com/
3.http://bibiti-bobiti-bo0.blogspot.com/
4.http://evil-iam.blogspot.com/
5.http://www.lonelyidiot.blogspot.com/
6.http://www.-al0nnewiith0utuu.blogspot.com/
7.http://oh-shudd-up.blogspot.com/
8.http://sh00tmii.blogspot.com/
9.http://wwwhyuuga-hinata.blogspot.com/ - A disgrace to ALL anime fans.
10.http://angel-precious.blogspot.com/
11.http://jingtingliife.blogspot.com/
12.http://mandiiechocco.blogspot.com/
13.http://xiiaomanda-moments-of-love.blogspot.com/
14.http://rather-b-dead.blogspot.com/
15.http://stabbedmemories.blogspot.com/
16.http://arhztiingz-piinkiies.blogspot.com/
17.http://b0rntuhhbet0getherr-.blogspot.com/
18.http://ch0uchouzhu.blogspot.com/
19.http://ourrownworld.blogspot.com/
20.http://il0vey0u--.blogspot.com//



Previous Links

1. http://lianzigiirl.blogspot.com/
2. http://zombiiegurl-.blogspot.com/
3. http://snowieangelsdreamerz.blogspot.com/
4. http://justify-the-hurting-actions.blogspot.com/
5. http://xxiiharrtshimmxx.blogspot.com/
6. http://love5180.blogspot.com/
7. http://lovedarkness.livejournal.com/
8. http://xiia0gurllx-.blogspot.com/
9. http://mrsnqq-l0ves.blogspot.com/
10. http://x-xiia0k0aiis.blogspot.com/

Even Earlier Links

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.cheechongg/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/

BOO!


John is back! How are all of you? Just want to wish all of you good luck when you get your results back. :) Please also take note of our email address and drop us some mail anytime. Also... we are on our way to our three thousandth viewer! Ain't that cool or what? okay, i have nothing much to say now. Just a gentle reminder to all you folks out there who are tagging. Please use proper english to tag if you are insulting the twits. You will look like your contradicting yourself if you actually type like them, then make fun of the way they type. okaaaay, that's all i got for now.



John has left the building.

Jim. Cricket cruising.
Some announcements to be made.

No.1
A new webpage created by two people called http://emobomobahpok.blogspot.com/ . Obviously, they dislike emo people. So go down and check out the brilliant literature written on the site.. they're really a bunch of people trying to make a difference in the world. Like us. Lol.

No.2
We appreaciate you guys showering us with all these fantastic links[not-so-fantastic actually] of twits, but like the doc said, we'll appreciate if you'd drop us a mail instead. We're too lazy to log on to CBOX and browse through the past tags... thanks! thetwitpatrol@hotmail.com Click on the link and send a note!

No.3
We are about to reach our Two thousandth viewer!!

Alright, to all those people who were dying because of that thick haze the past few days, IT'S OVER! Hallelujah. At the Bedok area, the air was terrible. The entire East singapore, around the pasir ris, Simei, Tampines and Bedok area was where PHI level was the highest. You couldnt see more than a block or two away and everything smelt like smoke. Ugh. It was seriously the worst haze ever in SG. But it cleared up pretty well... except for a little hint of mist here and there, we have Singapore skies again! Yippee!

Lastly, good luck for folks taking final years. PSLE going on now around this time right? To all those tiny tots[at least to me] reading this blog, good luck with your four subjects! To Secondary O level students, good luck with your, what, eight subjects?? And for the rest, all the best for a levels and stuff. A couple more to the end.

Jim signing off.

The ONE and ONLY, ORIGINAL Jiminy is here! One at a time.

Surfing more twit blogs.
Besides the extra letters at the ends of words, the annoying pop ups proclaiming their love for you, and the oh-so-typical emo urls, there's one similiar trait in twits united.
It seems that almost every single blog i go to, there's the same friggin' scenerio. Girl[twit] meets guy. Guy[beng] sees girl. They go together. Guy ditches girl after realizing she's just another twit. She pines for her 'Ba0beiis worr.." and slits her wrists and scrawls love messages on her blog.
http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/

The feature of the day!
Gasp at the way she manages to make every single english word into COMPLETE TWIT!!
Gape at her self potrait with the huge goggly eyes and the attempted smile[which obviously fails]!
Laugh at her posts declaring her awesome and everlasting love for her alleged bf/ex-bf[<< poor thing.]?

ALL she ever does is to speak about her one and only ZHIREN GUY. It sends shivers up my spine everytime she supposedly "kisses" her precious bf online.

This is the new IT kiss!
You can now suck face with your precious 'Ba0beii" online, by giving him/her the "MuAckkiiees"!

On her "detests" list, she mentions that she hates people who doesnt like her. Oh my. What a sad life. Could you imagine hating the whole world? And just because they HATE YOU RIGHT BACK, you twit. I, for one, cannot tolerate her twit-ness. Anyone stands with me?
Smothering 'lurve' on her love. Ugh. Its so disgusting.
Sometimes i wonder to myself, who are these poor guys? Maybe their just dumb to choose such a desperado twit. Or maybe they were just fooled.

And then the breakup. Painful process. Tears. Flooding of past memories, remembering times spent together, hacking away at her arms, more crying and the such. Saying that she'll love him forever, even though he's left. LET GO OF THE POOR LAD!

BOOM! Couple weeks later, got a new "laogong".

Its all just the same. Sometimes it really bugs me that they're lives evolve around the same thing, break up after break up.

MORE MAIL PLS!

Good day to you my adoring public! James is here, once again.
Today I happened to chance upon this sign and it is really and excellent example of how the usage of English is really really important!
I was walking around my neighbourhood after a late breakfast and i walked past a second-hand mobile phone shop. Outside this shop, hung a sign with two sentences.
The first sentence was in Chinese, and the second one in English.
The one in Chinese, after translation, read:
We repair watches at a cheap price.
But the English sentence was poorly structured, resulting in a ridiculous line for advertising.
The sentence read:
We repair cheap watches.

Once again, using a real life example, I have proved my point in the PROPER use of English. Both sentences were advertising the same thing.
The first one made plenty of sense.
As for the second sentence, it just makes people laugh. Like how I did. =D

I'm James, that's my name and don't wear it out!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!! [Jiminy talking] I have minor corrections to song lyrics

WOW.
A whole month of war.
Well, but it was pretty fun. More to come, ardent fans.
I would like to thank my wonderful mates, the twit patrol team. Without them, i would not be here today.
Riight.
Anyway its been pretty smashing. 1500 people visited so far in a space of a week and a half! And goodness knows how many before. I like numbers. Our new email is thetwitpatrol@hotmail.com. Feel free to drop a love note once in a while. We havent been getting any mail... darn. Oh well. At least people come and tag.

Here is to some emo fakers out there. this song is sung by hollywood undead and is called "I must be emo." I cant find the lyrics online, because they're not very mainstream. totally indie. Its about EMO GUYS in america, so some of it isnt true, or at least isnt happening here in Singapore... But some of it is... so i have taken the liberty of highlighting those who are accurate, what emo people usually say or do.
SO HERE IT IS!! The rise of the emo/emo-fakers!

I must be emo by Hollywood Undead

[emo kid talking]
Emo kid : Dear Diary, mood: apathetic.
My life is like spiralling deadward
I couldnt get enough money to go to the blood-red romance,
"Suffocate me dry" concert.
It sucks.
Cause they sang some of my favourite songs
like "stab my heart cause i love you",
and "rip apart my soul" and of course,
"stabby rip, stab stab".
It doesnt help that i couldnt get my hair into that flippy thing either,
Like that guy from that band 'Kedo'
somedays...

[Song starts]

I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-confirming too if you looked just like me,
I have paint on my nails
and make up on my face
Im almost emo enough,
to start shaving my legs.
Cause I feel real deep,
When im dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression,
Well just call me a fag
Cause dudes look like chicks,
And chicks look like dykes,
cause emo,
Is one step below transvestite.

[Chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo,
I dont jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo.

Im dark and sensitive, with low self esteem,
the way i dress makes everyday seem like halloween
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now im grounded for a week
sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies
I cant get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
Its never any fun
they say they already have a [explicit part],
they dont need another one.

[chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I dont jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
dye my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
I play guitar, and write suicide notes
I must be emo

[emo kid talking]
My life is just a black abyss, you know.
Its so dark,
And its suffocating me.
Grabbing a hold of me,
tightening its grip
tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans.
Which look great on me by the way.

When i get depressed,
I cut my wrist in every direction
songs about being dumped,
give me an [explicit part]
I write [something something] and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends i bleed black and cry during classes,
Im just a bad,
cheap imitation of goth
You can read my catcher in the rye
And watch me [explicit part]
i wear skin tight clothes
While hating my life
If i said i like girls,
I'd only be half right

[Second chorus]
I look dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox, i play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones.
I must be E-ee-mo...

[Emo kid talking]
My parents dont get me you know
They think im gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple of guys.
But i mean, its the two-thousandths.
Cant two, or four dudes make out with other without being gay.
I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I mean, i dont know diary.
Sometimes i think you're the only one who gets me.
you're my best friend
[fades out]

____________________
the end.

Some lyrics may be wrong. its pretty funny, so search it up on the net. and some parts are to explicit to my liking. But overall, its great for laughs.
once again,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!!

Yo.
Jiminy the Great here. so called. Dont take it too offensively, my huge hate club.
Long time since i posted.
So we're all cramming for our papers now. Why the hell would we need to know the freaking make up of a stravo-something volcano? Or why is E=mc2? It appears to me that some subjects are totally useless for our future, and are just meant for pure torture. Seriously. If i would like to nurture my future career to be, say, an ice-cream seller[which im not], would applying the pythagoras theorem help me in any way? Nope, i dont think so. Anyway, to all muggers who are yanking out half your head of hair due to some mathematical formula or a bunch of WW2 dates you cant seem to remember, chill. Go all the way man.

So anyway.
I want to know.
what's with the hairband craze with twits/ah lians?
Okay maybe its not THAT recent, but hey, im a guy and it takes me a while to get what the other gender is doing nowadays.
Dont get me wrong, hairbands are great for keeping up your hair and stuff, WHICH IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE. But why the hell are people wearing one if their just placing it there, not holding up anything. Its like a showpiece you know. A necklace is. So are earrings. Not hairbands.
Alright you see practically everyone those half-a-pinky thin hairbands, multi-coloured, lime green, pink, whatever. The thing is that these ah lians leave it hanging around their necks most of the time, dangling there all day.
And then one day, i spot someone else wearing this GINORMOUS hairband, which is the width of my aircon remote control at home. Thick and chunky, again, not holding up any bangs, whatsoever. I dont know how it all works. Maybe some queen twit starts wearing one, and the whole population starts to wear it too. Like if the queen twit starts walking around in a garbage can, soon enough you'll see everyone dressing like that. Perhaps thats the way it goes, i dont know. JUST GUESSING.
It just gets to me you know. Maybe people find it nice, but i for one, don't. It is partially a twit thing afterall. Kudos to the people who actually use hairbands appropriately.
Thank you and goodnight.

-edited-
HELLO! Dr.Jinx and John here to shower you with more links.

1. http://lianzigiirl.blogspot.com/
2. http://zombiiegurl-.blogspot.com/
3. http://snowieangelsdreamerz.blogspot.com/
4. http://justify-the-hurting-actions.blogspot.com/
5. http://xxiiharrtshimmxx.blogspot.com/
6. http://love5180.blogspot.com/
7. http://lovedarkness.livejournal.com/
8. http://xiia0gurllx-.blogspot.com/
9. http://mrsnqq-l0ves.blogspot.com/
10. http://x-xiia0k0aiis.blogspot.com/

Previous Links

1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.hundredpercent-me.blogspot.com/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/

That's all we got for all of you today fellas. Till next time.
Dr. Jinx and John have left the building.