Monday, October 30, 2006
James here reporting for duty!
Hope you guys did well for your exams! Well back to business..
As we go about tagging politely on twits' blogs, they spit vulgarities[which they can't even spell right] and "shout" at us. I think the worst possible comeback line they can come up with is telling us that we're very free.
Honestly, with so much bad English to combat, we are hardly even free.
It's just a simple congratulatory tag, does that mean we're free?
To twits who tell us that we're very free:
We admit it, we tried to type like you twits...but obviously for experimental purposes. Do you know how freaking long it takes to type in twit? They make a simple word like "to" and modify it into "turbbe" or "tuu", let's not even get started on the alternate caps.
For us, it's just a simple tag in proper English...but to type in full twit, with ridiculous alternate caps, excessive elaboration on words and the use of zeros instead of O's, for a POST. Yes, A POST. Almost daily, I'd like to think that the truth is that twits are much more free than us. How uncanny.
So remember kiddos, think of better comeback lines before you try to diss us.
The name's James and till next time.. don't wear it out!
Hope you guys did well for your exams! Well back to business..
As we go about tagging politely on twits' blogs, they spit vulgarities[which they can't even spell right] and "shout" at us. I think the worst possible comeback line they can come up with is telling us that we're very free.
Honestly, with so much bad English to combat, we are hardly even free.
It's just a simple congratulatory tag, does that mean we're free?
To twits who tell us that we're very free:
We admit it, we tried to type like you twits...but obviously for experimental purposes. Do you know how freaking long it takes to type in twit? They make a simple word like "to" and modify it into "turbbe" or "tuu", let's not even get started on the alternate caps.
For us, it's just a simple tag in proper English...but to type in full twit, with ridiculous alternate caps, excessive elaboration on words and the use of zeros instead of O's, for a POST. Yes, A POST. Almost daily, I'd like to think that the truth is that twits are much more free than us. How uncanny.
So remember kiddos, think of better comeback lines before you try to diss us.
The name's James and till next time.. don't wear it out!
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 4:44 PM 
