Sunday, August 19, 2007
FINALLY! THE MOST ANTICIPATED UPDATE OF THE CENTURY!
Yes our fervent Anti-Twit supporters! [and our fervid flamers]! The Twit Patrol is back for more 'tag board wars', spammers [with amusing comments] and especially, more colourful language from Twit supporters, or Anti-Anti Twit supporters. SAME DIFFERENCE.
Hey hey hey, James updating this time.
Well, i finally found something interesting to update about. GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS. Which would you like to hear first? Well...I'll go with the bad news first anyway.
THE BAD NEWS:
Our treasured comrade, the one and only AALTEAM, have been "attacked" by another blogger, by the name of, well, the Anti AALTEAM. [WOW. Where did all that originality come from?]
THE GOOD NEWS:
They're INCREDIBLY, REMARKABLY, OUTSTANDINGLY, EMINENTLY AND STIKINGLY pathetic. And I highly doubt they comprehend a quarter of what we type here. Let alone realise that we are insulting them. [<-- Please repeat this line till you get it. Two dozen times should be sufficient :)]
This name Anti-AALTEAM, is self-explanatory, and as why they are against the AALTEAM, allow me to quote.
" They think that its trend, then so be it lar. What the point of making a big fuss over it right?"
OH MY GOODNESS. The urge for me to correct her English is overwhelming. Excuse me while I admire her wonderful English. [-GAWKS-]
"If they[ Twits] think that its a trend, then let them be. What's the point of making such a big fuss over it?" [Normal people goes: "OHHHH..."]
Right. Now back on track.
Ironic isn't it. How they're making a big fuss over how the AALTEAM is making a big fuss?
They blog by the motto of: "LIVE TO BE YOURSELF." which I personally think is great, people shouldn't conform just because society does or wants them to. I mean, conforming to rules are fine, as long as that doesn't go against your principles or morals.
Once again, its contradictory. From the above quote, it obviously states that Twits are following a trend, and if they are following a trend, which they are, isn't that not "BEING YOURSELF"?
Another thing, if Twits are just being themselves, isn't being Anti-Twit being yourselves too?
Second quote: "Well, Guys you can sue them! They posted some peep's photo up there."
Guess what!!! YOU, CHERISHED READER, can sue them too. You know why? Because, they, contradictory to their words, put up a picture of someone else. THE IRONY KILLS ME.
Last quote of the night: "Raphaelle i saw your blog, i like your peircing. You have your own style (8"
I, James of The Twit Patrol, have only one thing to say about this. Or maybe a FEW things.
WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TO DECLARE WHO HAS STYLE OR NOT? Seriously, nobody really has their own style, unless you have your own fashionline, you strut around naked in public [please do not attempt it, it's against the law] OR, you wear leaves. But I highly doubt most of us have the above mentioned, so to hell with style I say!
COMFORT OVER CONFORMITY. I rest my case.
Well, avid readers, that's all for this highly anticipated update. If you hope to visit that blog, here's the link: http://livetobeyourself.blogspot.com/ .
Oh, and they absolutely accept 'flaming', so NO HARM DEFLATING SOME EGOS eh? See you at the tagboard!
Till next time, the name's James, don't wear it out!
Yes our fervent Anti-Twit supporters! [and our fervid flamers]! The Twit Patrol is back for more 'tag board wars', spammers [with amusing comments] and especially, more colourful language from Twit supporters, or Anti-Anti Twit supporters. SAME DIFFERENCE.
Hey hey hey, James updating this time.
Well, i finally found something interesting to update about. GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS. Which would you like to hear first? Well...I'll go with the bad news first anyway.
THE BAD NEWS:
Our treasured comrade, the one and only AALTEAM, have been "attacked" by another blogger, by the name of, well, the Anti AALTEAM. [WOW. Where did all that originality come from?]
THE GOOD NEWS:
They're INCREDIBLY, REMARKABLY, OUTSTANDINGLY, EMINENTLY AND STIKINGLY pathetic. And I highly doubt they comprehend a quarter of what we type here. Let alone realise that we are insulting them. [<-- Please repeat this line till you get it. Two dozen times should be sufficient :)]
This name Anti-AALTEAM, is self-explanatory, and as why they are against the AALTEAM, allow me to quote.
" They think that its trend, then so be it lar. What the point of making a big fuss over it right?"
OH MY GOODNESS. The urge for me to correct her English is overwhelming. Excuse me while I admire her wonderful English. [-GAWKS-]
"If they[ Twits] think that its a trend, then let them be. What's the point of making such a big fuss over it?" [Normal people goes: "OHHHH..."]
Right. Now back on track.
Ironic isn't it. How they're making a big fuss over how the AALTEAM is making a big fuss?
They blog by the motto of: "LIVE TO BE YOURSELF." which I personally think is great, people shouldn't conform just because society does or wants them to. I mean, conforming to rules are fine, as long as that doesn't go against your principles or morals.
Once again, its contradictory. From the above quote, it obviously states that Twits are following a trend, and if they are following a trend, which they are, isn't that not "BEING YOURSELF"?
Another thing, if Twits are just being themselves, isn't being Anti-Twit being yourselves too?
Second quote: "Well, Guys you can sue them! They posted some peep's photo up there."
Guess what!!! YOU, CHERISHED READER, can sue them too. You know why? Because, they, contradictory to their words, put up a picture of someone else. THE IRONY KILLS ME.
Last quote of the night: "Raphaelle i saw your blog, i like your peircing. You have your own style (8"
I, James of The Twit Patrol, have only one thing to say about this. Or maybe a FEW things.
WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TO DECLARE WHO HAS STYLE OR NOT? Seriously, nobody really has their own style, unless you have your own fashionline, you strut around naked in public [please do not attempt it, it's against the law] OR, you wear leaves. But I highly doubt most of us have the above mentioned, so to hell with style I say!
COMFORT OVER CONFORMITY. I rest my case.
Well, avid readers, that's all for this highly anticipated update. If you hope to visit that blog, here's the link: http://livetobeyourself.blogspot.com/ .
Oh, and they absolutely accept 'flaming', so NO HARM DEFLATING SOME EGOS eh? See you at the tagboard!
Till next time, the name's James, don't wear it out!
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Janice reporting for duty!
What do think would happen if you tried to stop twits-to-be from how they are typing now? Well, VULGARITIES, that's what would happen won't it? I mean as soon as you try to tell them to stop their twity ways, out comes the vulgarities. Why are Singaporeans like that? Their twitiness is simply an act of attention, i'll say. Posting up links today.
1) http://www.swiithoney.blogspot.com
Her font is really irritating. You can't read a single thing until you place your face a cm away from the computer screen. And that would cause you serious eye injury as her font colours super bright...
2)http://lurbb-purelyblacknwhite.blogspot.com
This girl is JUST starting to become a twit. Seems like the twits have gotten a new recruit. The twit patrol would have to buck up to help all the other none twit-ish people out there to have a non-contaminated Singapore to live in.
3)http://amenda--l0ves.blogspot.com/
A total twit. She hates SPAMMERS. Oh an example of such vulgarities is, 'erhhs bitches, i kn0w wh0 are y0u lia0s larhhs. humji? tagg me then humji t0 sh0w 0ff ur "PRETTY" name at my taggb0x?(........) use ur FUKING brain larhhs! 0r sh0uld i say y0u are BRIANLESS?' There. An 'Ah Lian'.
Oh i just found out! This girl Amanda, is actually friends with 'chee ch0ng' (http://cheechongg.blogspot.com) who is friends with 'Amelea' (http://www.deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com). Do you remember them? Chee Chong and Amelea are the twits whom Dr.Jinx found last year. Check the older posts.
Chee Chong is still as twity as ever but look! Amelea has changed alot! From her old twity self, she is typing in proper english! Only that she uses twit language sometimes. SOMETIMES. So it proves that twits can change. So now all the anti-twits, anti-ah lians have to redouble our efforts to stop them from turning in to full-time twits!
Okay, Janice has got to go. See you then!
What do think would happen if you tried to stop twits-to-be from how they are typing now? Well, VULGARITIES, that's what would happen won't it? I mean as soon as you try to tell them to stop their twity ways, out comes the vulgarities. Why are Singaporeans like that? Their twitiness is simply an act of attention, i'll say. Posting up links today.
1) http://www.swiithoney.blogspot.com
Her font is really irritating. You can't read a single thing until you place your face a cm away from the computer screen. And that would cause you serious eye injury as her font colours super bright...
2)http://lurbb-purelyblacknwhite.blogspot.com
This girl is JUST starting to become a twit. Seems like the twits have gotten a new recruit. The twit patrol would have to buck up to help all the other none twit-ish people out there to have a non-contaminated Singapore to live in.
3)http://amenda--l0ves.blogspot.com/
A total twit. She hates SPAMMERS. Oh an example of such vulgarities is, 'erhhs bitches, i kn0w wh0 are y0u lia0s larhhs. humji? tagg me then humji t0 sh0w 0ff ur "PRETTY" name at my taggb0x?(........) use ur FUKING brain larhhs! 0r sh0uld i say y0u are BRIANLESS?' There. An 'Ah Lian'.
Oh i just found out! This girl Amanda, is actually friends with 'chee ch0ng' (http://cheechongg.blogspot.com) who is friends with 'Amelea' (http://www.deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com). Do you remember them? Chee Chong and Amelea are the twits whom Dr.Jinx found last year. Check the older posts.
Chee Chong is still as twity as ever but look! Amelea has changed alot! From her old twity self, she is typing in proper english! Only that she uses twit language sometimes. SOMETIMES. So it proves that twits can change. So now all the anti-twits, anti-ah lians have to redouble our efforts to stop them from turning in to full-time twits!
Okay, Janice has got to go. See you then!
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Guess who's back!!!!! It's me Janice! Nope i'm not Janice-hairy-legs. Nope not at all. My english is just as proper as any of the NORMAL singaporeans.
Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.
And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.
Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?
Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!
Janice
Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.
And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.
Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?
Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!
Janice
Saturday, March 17, 2007
alright im feeling sooooooooooo guilty now!!
So we said we'd post but we didn't! only john!!
(between you and me, i think it's cuz he was alone on valentine's day though)
HAHA
Anyway it's DR JINX HERE!
DON'T BE FOOLED EVERYBODY!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR LINKS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY ARE GONE!!! New twits are popping up everyday!!
We must work to ERADICATE all twits!
The hate mail hasn't changed much though. i'm referring to the tagboard.
Just so you guys know, we don't really give a shit what you say because unless you say it in proper English, it's all a pile of CRAP.
And who listens to crap anyway?
So we said we'd post but we didn't! only john!!
(between you and me, i think it's cuz he was alone on valentine's day though)
HAHA
Anyway it's DR JINX HERE!
DON'T BE FOOLED EVERYBODY!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR LINKS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY ARE GONE!!! New twits are popping up everyday!!
We must work to ERADICATE all twits!
The hate mail hasn't changed much though. i'm referring to the tagboard.
Just so you guys know, we don't really give a shit what you say because unless you say it in proper English, it's all a pile of CRAP.
And who listens to crap anyway?
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Hello people! How are all of you doing? (John here by the way)
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hope all of you are having a blast collecting ang paos. Anyway, i went blog hopping just now and i realised that many of the
sites we posted were out-dated. Many of the twits have either changed their URL or deleted their blog (thank goodness!). So...
we shall go blog hunting! New sites shall be posted for you soon, be sure to come check them out.
Oh! I would like to point out that, if you want to comment or insult any of the twit's blogs, please be sure to type in PROPER
english. You cannot possibly be insulting someone for having bad english when you yourself, have not mastered the language. This is just a reminder for all you anti-twits out there, no offence intended! (We still love you for supporting us.)
Also, since it is chinese new year, the twits will be taking advantage of this time (like how they probably took avantage of v day) to whip out their phones and cameras and start snapping away! If you ever feel lonely, sad or bored, check out their blogs, it will keep you entertained for hours. I say hours because you will have to try to make out what they are typing (it takes a pretty long time to decode what they are saying if you are not use to their 'language'). BUT!!!! Some of you might have an allergic reaction, like...
-TWITching :
you might feel inclined to start typing like them/being ONE of them.
-twitching:
eyes might start twitching as you are utterly grossed out by their pictures.
(please note that there is a difference between TWITching and twitching.)
-nausea
might feel sick as their pictures could show them sucking the life out of each other through the mouth.
also could feel sick because of pictures which show them slashing at their wrists because they are too 'stressed' or their
La0gg0ng/la0ppo brr0ke thhEirR hEarrTz. (broke their heart).
-hysterical laughing which leads to difficulty in breathing
happens most of the time as they blog about friendship problems which is so primary school, plus other things.
-brain cramp
unable to make out what they are typing which leads to bad headaches.
These are the few effects that some of you may suffer from if you read their blogs. Those of you who do happen to suffer
from any of the symptoms above, please be careful while reading. DO NOT go to their blog if you suffer from depression.
And now, i have to go. Hope you enjoyed this post, i'll be back! :)
JOHN
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hope all of you are having a blast collecting ang paos. Anyway, i went blog hopping just now and i realised that many of the
sites we posted were out-dated. Many of the twits have either changed their URL or deleted their blog (thank goodness!). So...
we shall go blog hunting! New sites shall be posted for you soon, be sure to come check them out.
Oh! I would like to point out that, if you want to comment or insult any of the twit's blogs, please be sure to type in PROPER
english. You cannot possibly be insulting someone for having bad english when you yourself, have not mastered the language. This is just a reminder for all you anti-twits out there, no offence intended! (We still love you for supporting us.)
Also, since it is chinese new year, the twits will be taking advantage of this time (like how they probably took avantage of v day) to whip out their phones and cameras and start snapping away! If you ever feel lonely, sad or bored, check out their blogs, it will keep you entertained for hours. I say hours because you will have to try to make out what they are typing (it takes a pretty long time to decode what they are saying if you are not use to their 'language'). BUT!!!! Some of you might have an allergic reaction, like...
-TWITching :
you might feel inclined to start typing like them/being ONE of them.
-twitching:
eyes might start twitching as you are utterly grossed out by their pictures.
(please note that there is a difference between TWITching and twitching.)
-nausea
might feel sick as their pictures could show them sucking the life out of each other through the mouth.
also could feel sick because of pictures which show them slashing at their wrists because they are too 'stressed' or their
La0gg0ng/la0ppo brr0ke thhEirR hEarrTz. (broke their heart).
-hysterical laughing which leads to difficulty in breathing
happens most of the time as they blog about friendship problems which is so primary school, plus other things.
-brain cramp
unable to make out what they are typing which leads to bad headaches.
These are the few effects that some of you may suffer from if you read their blogs. Those of you who do happen to suffer
from any of the symptoms above, please be careful while reading. DO NOT go to their blog if you suffer from depression.
And now, i have to go. Hope you enjoyed this post, i'll be back! :)
JOHN
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
i am finally back! :)
after soooooo long. alright... lets see. For all you viewers out there who also dislike twits, thanks for your support! check out the links we have posted, some sites are seriously entertaining. Some ah lians (twits) are actually rather fluent in their english, wonder why they want to pose like one though.
important fact!
IT IS NOT COOL TO ACT OR BE A TWIT!
Also, for all you date-less people out there, do not be sad. Celebrate V day with your friends. Please do not go around begging people to be your date, it is really embarrassing for you. If the person rejects you politely, laugh it off and MOVE ON. If the person makes fun of you, then that person is really not someone you would want as a date. :)
As for all you twits out there, since it is valentines, please do not take advantage of this day and snap pictures of you and your 'lao gong/lao po' smooching and sucking the life out of each other. Please spare a thought for all those innocent minds out there and for those who do not have dates. It is not a very nice thing to do and it might make people dislike you more than they already do.
Once again... HAPPY VALENTINES!
-JOHN-
after soooooo long. alright... lets see. For all you viewers out there who also dislike twits, thanks for your support! check out the links we have posted, some sites are seriously entertaining. Some ah lians (twits) are actually rather fluent in their english, wonder why they want to pose like one though.
important fact!
IT IS NOT COOL TO ACT OR BE A TWIT!
Also, for all you date-less people out there, do not be sad. Celebrate V day with your friends. Please do not go around begging people to be your date, it is really embarrassing for you. If the person rejects you politely, laugh it off and MOVE ON. If the person makes fun of you, then that person is really not someone you would want as a date. :)
As for all you twits out there, since it is valentines, please do not take advantage of this day and snap pictures of you and your 'lao gong/lao po' smooching and sucking the life out of each other. Please spare a thought for all those innocent minds out there and for those who do not have dates. It is not a very nice thing to do and it might make people dislike you more than they already do.
Once again... HAPPY VALENTINES!
-JOHN-
Monday, January 29, 2007
Hey hey hey our anti-Twits fans!! After our long break, the Twit Patrol is glad to be back in action with some new anti-twit blogs in combating the forces the of horrendous TWITS!!!
and here's Dr Jinx alongside with James to give you the 101 on THE TWIT PATROL!!!
First up, we have Dr. Jinx, the co-founder of The Twit Patrol! Dr. Jinx, also know as "doc", is our very own super twit blood hound, being able to search out twit blogs in a matter of minutes! The leader of this pack knows no shame and has absolutely no qualms about insulting the twit language and correcting them till they are perfect. With his buns of steel and tracking abilities, Dr. Jinx is not a force to be reckoned with!
Next, we have Janice, the other half that founded this notorious team! The evil mastermind behind The Twit Patrol would have to be Janice. What she lacks in looks is compensated in what she has in her brains. And truly, men are captivated by her inner beauty, as well as her genius mind, the number of "la0g0nqqs" she has outnumbers the population of twits. With this female around [as well as her suitors, ex-boyfriends, boyfriends and guy friends], we feel, well, safe!
Third in line we have Jiminy C.! He's the one incharge of the blog. With his superb command of English and his passion for blogging, he's the right man for this job! Check out his specialty on featuring Twits and their blogs, and laugh out loud with this witty youngster! Applying real life as an anology, he uses his wide vocabulary to spice up the blog. Watch this eloquent kid beat twits and their supporters at our tag board over and over and over again!
Fourth we have, John! Insults. That's what he does. Using his warped sense of humour, John stands firm and defends our tagboard. Together with James, they form the TwitHealthPatrol!! John is our assistant twit-searcher of The Twit Patrol team. And with, Dr Jinx, no Twit blog is safe from their clutches. WATCH THIS SPACE for more showers of links from this tracking duo.
Last but not least, James!! This guy with the "I-couldn't-care-less" attitude, rages war on the unwelcoming tag boards of twits. When together with Dr. Jinx, they reign over tag boards. As the head of TwitHealthPatrol, he advices Twits in their emotional health, physical health and ESPECIALLY their MENTAL health. Learn more about Twits from his medical research of the astounding method of twits' mind boggling typing and pictue taking!
And that my friends, is our dedicated team of crime fighters.
and here's Dr Jinx alongside with James to give you the 101 on THE TWIT PATROL!!!
First up, we have Dr. Jinx, the co-founder of The Twit Patrol! Dr. Jinx, also know as "doc", is our very own super twit blood hound, being able to search out twit blogs in a matter of minutes! The leader of this pack knows no shame and has absolutely no qualms about insulting the twit language and correcting them till they are perfect. With his buns of steel and tracking abilities, Dr. Jinx is not a force to be reckoned with!
Next, we have Janice, the other half that founded this notorious team! The evil mastermind behind The Twit Patrol would have to be Janice. What she lacks in looks is compensated in what she has in her brains. And truly, men are captivated by her inner beauty, as well as her genius mind, the number of "la0g0nqqs" she has outnumbers the population of twits. With this female around [as well as her suitors, ex-boyfriends, boyfriends and guy friends], we feel, well, safe!
Third in line we have Jiminy C.! He's the one incharge of the blog. With his superb command of English and his passion for blogging, he's the right man for this job! Check out his specialty on featuring Twits and their blogs, and laugh out loud with this witty youngster! Applying real life as an anology, he uses his wide vocabulary to spice up the blog. Watch this eloquent kid beat twits and their supporters at our tag board over and over and over again!
Fourth we have, John! Insults. That's what he does. Using his warped sense of humour, John stands firm and defends our tagboard. Together with James, they form the TwitHealthPatrol!! John is our assistant twit-searcher of The Twit Patrol team. And with, Dr Jinx, no Twit blog is safe from their clutches. WATCH THIS SPACE for more showers of links from this tracking duo.
Last but not least, James!! This guy with the "I-couldn't-care-less" attitude, rages war on the unwelcoming tag boards of twits. When together with Dr. Jinx, they reign over tag boards. As the head of TwitHealthPatrol, he advices Twits in their emotional health, physical health and ESPECIALLY their MENTAL health. Learn more about Twits from his medical research of the astounding method of twits' mind boggling typing and pictue taking!
And that my friends, is our dedicated team of crime fighters.
