Thursday, April 05, 2007
Guess who's back!!!!! It's me Janice! Nope i'm not Janice-hairy-legs. Nope not at all. My english is just as proper as any of the NORMAL singaporeans.
Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.
And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.
Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?
Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!
Janice
Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.
And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.
Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?
Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!
Janice
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 10:06 PM 
