Monday, January 29, 2007
Hey hey hey our anti-Twits fans!! After our long break, the Twit Patrol is glad to be back in action with some new anti-twit blogs in combating the forces the of horrendous TWITS!!!
and here's Dr Jinx alongside with James to give you the 101 on THE TWIT PATROL!!!
First up, we have Dr. Jinx, the co-founder of The Twit Patrol! Dr. Jinx, also know as "doc", is our very own super twit blood hound, being able to search out twit blogs in a matter of minutes! The leader of this pack knows no shame and has absolutely no qualms about insulting the twit language and correcting them till they are perfect. With his buns of steel and tracking abilities, Dr. Jinx is not a force to be reckoned with!
Next, we have Janice, the other half that founded this notorious team! The evil mastermind behind The Twit Patrol would have to be Janice. What she lacks in looks is compensated in what she has in her brains. And truly, men are captivated by her inner beauty, as well as her genius mind, the number of "la0g0nqqs" she has outnumbers the population of twits. With this female around [as well as her suitors, ex-boyfriends, boyfriends and guy friends], we feel, well, safe!
Third in line we have Jiminy C.! He's the one incharge of the blog. With his superb command of English and his passion for blogging, he's the right man for this job! Check out his specialty on featuring Twits and their blogs, and laugh out loud with this witty youngster! Applying real life as an anology, he uses his wide vocabulary to spice up the blog. Watch this eloquent kid beat twits and their supporters at our tag board over and over and over again!
Fourth we have, John! Insults. That's what he does. Using his warped sense of humour, John stands firm and defends our tagboard. Together with James, they form the TwitHealthPatrol!! John is our assistant twit-searcher of The Twit Patrol team. And with, Dr Jinx, no Twit blog is safe from their clutches. WATCH THIS SPACE for more showers of links from this tracking duo.
Last but not least, James!! This guy with the "I-couldn't-care-less" attitude, rages war on the unwelcoming tag boards of twits. When together with Dr. Jinx, they reign over tag boards. As the head of TwitHealthPatrol, he advices Twits in their emotional health, physical health and ESPECIALLY their MENTAL health. Learn more about Twits from his medical research of the astounding method of twits' mind boggling typing and pictue taking!
And that my friends, is our dedicated team of crime fighters.
and here's Dr Jinx alongside with James to give you the 101 on THE TWIT PATROL!!!
First up, we have Dr. Jinx, the co-founder of The Twit Patrol! Dr. Jinx, also know as "doc", is our very own super twit blood hound, being able to search out twit blogs in a matter of minutes! The leader of this pack knows no shame and has absolutely no qualms about insulting the twit language and correcting them till they are perfect. With his buns of steel and tracking abilities, Dr. Jinx is not a force to be reckoned with!
Next, we have Janice, the other half that founded this notorious team! The evil mastermind behind The Twit Patrol would have to be Janice. What she lacks in looks is compensated in what she has in her brains. And truly, men are captivated by her inner beauty, as well as her genius mind, the number of "la0g0nqqs" she has outnumbers the population of twits. With this female around [as well as her suitors, ex-boyfriends, boyfriends and guy friends], we feel, well, safe!
Third in line we have Jiminy C.! He's the one incharge of the blog. With his superb command of English and his passion for blogging, he's the right man for this job! Check out his specialty on featuring Twits and their blogs, and laugh out loud with this witty youngster! Applying real life as an anology, he uses his wide vocabulary to spice up the blog. Watch this eloquent kid beat twits and their supporters at our tag board over and over and over again!
Fourth we have, John! Insults. That's what he does. Using his warped sense of humour, John stands firm and defends our tagboard. Together with James, they form the TwitHealthPatrol!! John is our assistant twit-searcher of The Twit Patrol team. And with, Dr Jinx, no Twit blog is safe from their clutches. WATCH THIS SPACE for more showers of links from this tracking duo.
Last but not least, James!! This guy with the "I-couldn't-care-less" attitude, rages war on the unwelcoming tag boards of twits. When together with Dr. Jinx, they reign over tag boards. As the head of TwitHealthPatrol, he advices Twits in their emotional health, physical health and ESPECIALLY their MENTAL health. Learn more about Twits from his medical research of the astounding method of twits' mind boggling typing and pictue taking!
And that my friends, is our dedicated team of crime fighters.
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 6:41 PM 
