Saturday, October 07, 2006
The ONE and ONLY, ORIGINAL Jiminy is here! One at a time.
Surfing more twit blogs.
Besides the extra letters at the ends of words, the annoying pop ups proclaiming their love for you, and the oh-so-typical emo urls, there's one similiar trait in twits united.
It seems that almost every single blog i go to, there's the same friggin' scenerio. Girl[twit] meets guy. Guy[beng] sees girl. They go together. Guy ditches girl after realizing she's just another twit. She pines for her 'Ba0beiis worr.." and slits her wrists and scrawls love messages on her blog.
http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/
The feature of the day!
Gasp at the way she manages to make every single english word into COMPLETE TWIT!!
Gape at her self potrait with the huge goggly eyes and the attempted smile[which obviously fails]!
Laugh at her posts declaring her awesome and everlasting love for her alleged bf/ex-bf[<< poor thing.]?
ALL she ever does is to speak about her one and only ZHIREN GUY. It sends shivers up my spine everytime she supposedly "kisses" her precious bf online.
This is the new IT kiss!
You can now suck face with your precious 'Ba0beii" online, by giving him/her the "MuAckkiiees"!
On her "detests" list, she mentions that she hates people who doesnt like her. Oh my. What a sad life. Could you imagine hating the whole world? And just because they HATE YOU RIGHT BACK, you twit. I, for one, cannot tolerate her twit-ness. Anyone stands with me?
Smothering 'lurve' on her love. Ugh. Its so disgusting.
Sometimes i wonder to myself, who are these poor guys? Maybe their just dumb to choose such a desperado twit. Or maybe they were just fooled.
And then the breakup. Painful process. Tears. Flooding of past memories, remembering times spent together, hacking away at her arms, more crying and the such. Saying that she'll love him forever, even though he's left. LET GO OF THE POOR LAD!
BOOM! Couple weeks later, got a new "laogong".
Its all just the same. Sometimes it really bugs me that they're lives evolve around the same thing, break up after break up.
MORE MAIL PLS!
Surfing more twit blogs.
Besides the extra letters at the ends of words, the annoying pop ups proclaiming their love for you, and the oh-so-typical emo urls, there's one similiar trait in twits united.
It seems that almost every single blog i go to, there's the same friggin' scenerio. Girl[twit] meets guy. Guy[beng] sees girl. They go together. Guy ditches girl after realizing she's just another twit. She pines for her 'Ba0beiis worr.." and slits her wrists and scrawls love messages on her blog.
http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/
The feature of the day!
Gasp at the way she manages to make every single english word into COMPLETE TWIT!!
Gape at her self potrait with the huge goggly eyes and the attempted smile[which obviously fails]!
Laugh at her posts declaring her awesome and everlasting love for her alleged bf/ex-bf[<< poor thing.]?
ALL she ever does is to speak about her one and only ZHIREN GUY. It sends shivers up my spine everytime she supposedly "kisses" her precious bf online.
This is the new IT kiss!
You can now suck face with your precious 'Ba0beii" online, by giving him/her the "MuAckkiiees"!
On her "detests" list, she mentions that she hates people who doesnt like her. Oh my. What a sad life. Could you imagine hating the whole world? And just because they HATE YOU RIGHT BACK, you twit. I, for one, cannot tolerate her twit-ness. Anyone stands with me?
Smothering 'lurve' on her love. Ugh. Its so disgusting.
Sometimes i wonder to myself, who are these poor guys? Maybe their just dumb to choose such a desperado twit. Or maybe they were just fooled.
And then the breakup. Painful process. Tears. Flooding of past memories, remembering times spent together, hacking away at her arms, more crying and the such. Saying that she'll love him forever, even though he's left. LET GO OF THE POOR LAD!
BOOM! Couple weeks later, got a new "laogong".
Its all just the same. Sometimes it really bugs me that they're lives evolve around the same thing, break up after break up.
MORE MAIL PLS!
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 4:00 PM 
