Thursday, October 05, 2006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!! [Jiminy talking] I have minor corrections to song lyrics
WOW.
A whole month of war.
Well, but it was pretty fun. More to come, ardent fans.
I would like to thank my wonderful mates, the twit patrol team. Without them, i would not be here today.
Riight.
Anyway its been pretty smashing. 1500 people visited so far in a space of a week and a half! And goodness knows how many before. I like numbers. Our new email is thetwitpatrol@hotmail.com. Feel free to drop a love note once in a while. We havent been getting any mail... darn. Oh well. At least people come and tag.
Here is to some emo fakers out there. this song is sung by hollywood undead and is called "I must be emo." I cant find the lyrics online, because they're not very mainstream. totally indie. Its about EMO GUYS in america, so some of it isnt true, or at least isnt happening here in Singapore... But some of it is... so i have taken the liberty of highlighting those who are accurate, what emo people usually say or do.
SO HERE IT IS!! The rise of the emo/emo-fakers!
I must be emo by Hollywood Undead
[emo kid talking]
Emo kid : Dear Diary, mood: apathetic.
My life is like spiralling deadward
I couldnt get enough money to go to the blood-red romance,
"Suffocate me dry" concert.
It sucks.
Cause they sang some of my favourite songs
like "stab my heart cause i love you",
and "rip apart my soul" and of course,
"stabby rip, stab stab".
It doesnt help that i couldnt get my hair into that flippy thing either,
Like that guy from that band 'Kedo'
somedays...
[Song starts]
I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-confirming too if you looked just like me,
I have paint on my nails
and make up on my face
Im almost emo enough,
to start shaving my legs.
Cause I feel real deep,
When im dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression,
Well just call me a fag
Cause dudes look like chicks,
And chicks look like dykes,
cause emo,
Is one step below transvestite.
[Chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo,
I dont jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo.
Im dark and sensitive, with low self esteem,
the way i dress makes everyday seem like halloween
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now im grounded for a week
sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies
I cant get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
Its never any fun
they say they already have a [explicit part],
they dont need another one.
[chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I dont jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
dye my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
I play guitar, and write suicide notes
I must be emo
[emo kid talking]
My life is just a black abyss, you know.
Its so dark,
And its suffocating me.
Grabbing a hold of me,
tightening its grip
tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans.
Which look great on me by the way.
When i get depressed,
I cut my wrist in every direction
songs about being dumped,
give me an [explicit part]
I write [something something] and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends i bleed black and cry during classes,
Im just a bad,
cheap imitation of goth
You can read my catcher in the rye
And watch me [explicit part]
i wear skin tight clothes
While hating my life
If i said i like girls,
I'd only be half right
[Second chorus]
I look dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox, i play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones.
I must be E-ee-mo...
[Emo kid talking]
My parents dont get me you know
They think im gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple of guys.
But i mean, its the two-thousandths.
Cant two, or four dudes make out with other without being gay.
I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I mean, i dont know diary.
Sometimes i think you're the only one who gets me.
you're my best friend
[fades out]
____________________
the end.
Some lyrics may be wrong. its pretty funny, so search it up on the net. and some parts are to explicit to my liking. But overall, its great for laughs.
once again,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!!
WOW.
A whole month of war.
Well, but it was pretty fun. More to come, ardent fans.
I would like to thank my wonderful mates, the twit patrol team. Without them, i would not be here today.
Riight.
Anyway its been pretty smashing. 1500 people visited so far in a space of a week and a half! And goodness knows how many before. I like numbers. Our new email is thetwitpatrol@hotmail.com. Feel free to drop a love note once in a while. We havent been getting any mail... darn. Oh well. At least people come and tag.
Here is to some emo fakers out there. this song is sung by hollywood undead and is called "I must be emo." I cant find the lyrics online, because they're not very mainstream. totally indie. Its about EMO GUYS in america, so some of it isnt true, or at least isnt happening here in Singapore... But some of it is... so i have taken the liberty of highlighting those who are accurate, what emo people usually say or do.
SO HERE IT IS!! The rise of the emo/emo-fakers!
I must be emo by Hollywood Undead
[emo kid talking]
Emo kid : Dear Diary, mood: apathetic.
My life is like spiralling deadward
I couldnt get enough money to go to the blood-red romance,
"Suffocate me dry" concert.
It sucks.
Cause they sang some of my favourite songs
like "stab my heart cause i love you",
and "rip apart my soul" and of course,
"stabby rip, stab stab".
It doesnt help that i couldnt get my hair into that flippy thing either,
Like that guy from that band 'Kedo'
somedays...
[Song starts]
I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-confirming too if you looked just like me,
I have paint on my nails
and make up on my face
Im almost emo enough,
to start shaving my legs.
Cause I feel real deep,
When im dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression,
Well just call me a fag
Cause dudes look like chicks,
And chicks look like dykes,
cause emo,
Is one step below transvestite.
[Chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo,
I dont jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo.
Im dark and sensitive, with low self esteem,
the way i dress makes everyday seem like halloween
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now im grounded for a week
sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies
I cant get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
Its never any fun
they say they already have a [explicit part],
they dont need another one.
[chorus]
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I dont jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
dye my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
I play guitar, and write suicide notes
I must be emo
[emo kid talking]
My life is just a black abyss, you know.
Its so dark,
And its suffocating me.
Grabbing a hold of me,
tightening its grip
tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans.
Which look great on me by the way.
When i get depressed,
I cut my wrist in every direction
songs about being dumped,
give me an [explicit part]
I write [something something] and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends i bleed black and cry during classes,
Im just a bad,
cheap imitation of goth
You can read my catcher in the rye
And watch me [explicit part]
i wear skin tight clothes
While hating my life
If i said i like girls,
I'd only be half right
[Second chorus]
I look dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox, i play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones.
I must be E-ee-mo...
[Emo kid talking]
My parents dont get me you know
They think im gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.
Well, a couple of guys.
But i mean, its the two-thousandths.
Cant two, or four dudes make out with other without being gay.
I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I mean, i dont know diary.
Sometimes i think you're the only one who gets me.
you're my best friend
[fades out]
____________________
the end.
Some lyrics may be wrong. its pretty funny, so search it up on the net. and some parts are to explicit to my liking. But overall, its great for laughs.
once again,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIT PATROL!!!
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 3:35 PM 
