Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Yo.
Jiminy the Great here. so called. Dont take it too offensively, my huge hate club.
Long time since i posted.
So we're all cramming for our papers now. Why the hell would we need to know the freaking make up of a stravo-something volcano? Or why is E=mc2? It appears to me that some subjects are totally useless for our future, and are just meant for pure torture. Seriously. If i would like to nurture my future career to be, say, an ice-cream seller[which im not], would applying the pythagoras theorem help me in any way? Nope, i dont think so. Anyway, to all muggers who are yanking out half your head of hair due to some mathematical formula or a bunch of WW2 dates you cant seem to remember, chill. Go all the way man.
So anyway.
I want to know.
what's with the hairband craze with twits/ah lians?
Okay maybe its not THAT recent, but hey, im a guy and it takes me a while to get what the other gender is doing nowadays.
Dont get me wrong, hairbands are great for keeping up your hair and stuff, WHICH IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE. But why the hell are people wearing one if their just placing it there, not holding up anything. Its like a showpiece you know. A necklace is. So are earrings. Not hairbands.
Alright you see practically everyone those half-a-pinky thin hairbands, multi-coloured, lime green, pink, whatever. The thing is that these ah lians leave it hanging around their necks most of the time, dangling there all day.
And then one day, i spot someone else wearing this GINORMOUS hairband, which is the width of my aircon remote control at home. Thick and chunky, again, not holding up any bangs, whatsoever. I dont know how it all works. Maybe some queen twit starts wearing one, and the whole population starts to wear it too. Like if the queen twit starts walking around in a garbage can, soon enough you'll see everyone dressing like that. Perhaps thats the way it goes, i dont know. JUST GUESSING.
It just gets to me you know. Maybe people find it nice, but i for one, don't. It is partially a twit thing afterall. Kudos to the people who actually use hairbands appropriately.
Thank you and goodnight.
Jiminy the Great here. so called. Dont take it too offensively, my huge hate club.
Long time since i posted.
So we're all cramming for our papers now. Why the hell would we need to know the freaking make up of a stravo-something volcano? Or why is E=mc2? It appears to me that some subjects are totally useless for our future, and are just meant for pure torture. Seriously. If i would like to nurture my future career to be, say, an ice-cream seller[which im not], would applying the pythagoras theorem help me in any way? Nope, i dont think so. Anyway, to all muggers who are yanking out half your head of hair due to some mathematical formula or a bunch of WW2 dates you cant seem to remember, chill. Go all the way man.
So anyway.
I want to know.
what's with the hairband craze with twits/ah lians?
Okay maybe its not THAT recent, but hey, im a guy and it takes me a while to get what the other gender is doing nowadays.
Dont get me wrong, hairbands are great for keeping up your hair and stuff, WHICH IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE. But why the hell are people wearing one if their just placing it there, not holding up anything. Its like a showpiece you know. A necklace is. So are earrings. Not hairbands.
Alright you see practically everyone those half-a-pinky thin hairbands, multi-coloured, lime green, pink, whatever. The thing is that these ah lians leave it hanging around their necks most of the time, dangling there all day.
And then one day, i spot someone else wearing this GINORMOUS hairband, which is the width of my aircon remote control at home. Thick and chunky, again, not holding up any bangs, whatsoever. I dont know how it all works. Maybe some queen twit starts wearing one, and the whole population starts to wear it too. Like if the queen twit starts walking around in a garbage can, soon enough you'll see everyone dressing like that. Perhaps thats the way it goes, i dont know. JUST GUESSING.
It just gets to me you know. Maybe people find it nice, but i for one, don't. It is partially a twit thing afterall. Kudos to the people who actually use hairbands appropriately.
Thank you and goodnight.
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 10:01 PM 
