Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Good Day. Jiminy addressing the masses of twits and readers here. Alright we have our first ever spammer!
No mail so far. Not bad though. Since this blog was formed a couple of days ago and we're already so famous. Or infamous, as we'd rather be. I think.
I've realized something uncanny about twits. We've terrorised many a twit blogs, leaving notes of good advice and memos to improve their pathetic lives. All in vain! What do we get for caring? A loadful of crap that is.
Oh to the people who think we're just a bunch of bored souls drifting around the net looking for twit blogs to annoy, well, we're just that. Perhaps we have a kin to saving what's left of our world.
Back to twit blogs. So anyway, one of our main clients who we found to be pretty nuts is this girl called Siew Ping. Alright. It's posted below on the bulletin posted by Mr Jinx. Ah, sweet memories. http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
So i go in to check it out after hearing from the Intelligence about this dangerous twit, and i was hit by a tiny box in the middle of the page, saying "rmb to tag miee okies?", or something like that in twit language. And i close that one in disgust, and something else pops up saying "Dun bluff miee ahs!". I could just puke all over the keyboard.
As not to disappoint lil' Siew Ping here, we didnt "bluff" her, and tagged. What do we get? A "thanks" or some form of gratefulness that such a wonderful organisation like Twit Patrol had decided to put her on the list of "twits galore", or that we gave such fabulous advice? NO.
Instead she calls all her twitty friends to come layer tag after tag, to cover the ones we posted before, blog our URL, swear at us for being so mean to their "Darliing". Oh my. I am hurt. All i did was to care, honest! I didnt mean to hurt anybody. Least of all a TWIT. Right.
Moreover, if you dare to visit her blog, you'll observe that there are pictures of her darling friend. Obviously, it seems she only has one. Almost all the pictures she has are of herself and this one girl, who obviously, is a twit too. Sad lives.
Check out those pictures out on the battlefield. Siew Ping has managed to capture the so-called precious moments of her life on camera! These very precious moments include self potraits at coffeshops with the typical poses, peace sign poses in her school uniform, pictures of her backview, etc etc. Truly precious.
While i go and lament on the anatomy of a twit's mind, go and check out more twit blogs at the bottom.
Advice : Get a bucket ready. Chances are that you'll need it.
Jiminy signs off.
I pledge allegience to the flag of the Twit Patrol states.
No mail so far. Not bad though. Since this blog was formed a couple of days ago and we're already so famous. Or infamous, as we'd rather be. I think.
I've realized something uncanny about twits. We've terrorised many a twit blogs, leaving notes of good advice and memos to improve their pathetic lives. All in vain! What do we get for caring? A loadful of crap that is.
Oh to the people who think we're just a bunch of bored souls drifting around the net looking for twit blogs to annoy, well, we're just that. Perhaps we have a kin to saving what's left of our world.
Back to twit blogs. So anyway, one of our main clients who we found to be pretty nuts is this girl called Siew Ping. Alright. It's posted below on the bulletin posted by Mr Jinx. Ah, sweet memories. http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
So i go in to check it out after hearing from the Intelligence about this dangerous twit, and i was hit by a tiny box in the middle of the page, saying "rmb to tag miee okies?", or something like that in twit language. And i close that one in disgust, and something else pops up saying "Dun bluff miee ahs!". I could just puke all over the keyboard.
As not to disappoint lil' Siew Ping here, we didnt "bluff" her, and tagged. What do we get? A "thanks" or some form of gratefulness that such a wonderful organisation like Twit Patrol had decided to put her on the list of "twits galore", or that we gave such fabulous advice? NO.
Instead she calls all her twitty friends to come layer tag after tag, to cover the ones we posted before, blog our URL, swear at us for being so mean to their "Darliing". Oh my. I am hurt. All i did was to care, honest! I didnt mean to hurt anybody. Least of all a TWIT. Right.
Moreover, if you dare to visit her blog, you'll observe that there are pictures of her darling friend. Obviously, it seems she only has one. Almost all the pictures she has are of herself and this one girl, who obviously, is a twit too. Sad lives.
Check out those pictures out on the battlefield. Siew Ping has managed to capture the so-called precious moments of her life on camera! These very precious moments include self potraits at coffeshops with the typical poses, peace sign poses in her school uniform, pictures of her backview, etc etc. Truly precious.
While i go and lament on the anatomy of a twit's mind, go and check out more twit blogs at the bottom.
Advice : Get a bucket ready. Chances are that you'll need it.
Jiminy signs off.
I pledge allegience to the flag of the Twit Patrol states.
# posted by The Twit Patrol @ 10:00 PM 
