Saturday, April 07, 2007
Janice reporting for duty!
What do think would happen if you tried to stop twits-to-be from how they are typing now? Well, VULGARITIES, that's what would happen won't it? I mean as soon as you try to tell them to stop their twity ways, out comes the vulgarities. Why are Singaporeans like that? Their twitiness is simply an act of attention, i'll say. Posting up links today.
1) http://www.swiithoney.blogspot.com
Her font is really irritating. You can't read a single thing until you place your face a cm away from the computer screen. And that would cause you serious eye injury as her font colours super bright...
2)http://lurbb-purelyblacknwhite.blogspot.com
This girl is JUST starting to become a twit. Seems like the twits have gotten a new recruit. The twit patrol would have to buck up to help all the other none twit-ish people out there to have a non-contaminated Singapore to live in.
3)http://amenda--l0ves.blogspot.com/
A total twit. She hates SPAMMERS. Oh an example of such vulgarities is, 'erhhs bitches, i kn0w wh0 are y0u lia0s larhhs. humji? tagg me then humji t0 sh0w 0ff ur "PRETTY" name at my taggb0x?(........) use ur FUKING brain larhhs! 0r sh0uld i say y0u are BRIANLESS?' There. An 'Ah Lian'.
Oh i just found out! This girl Amanda, is actually friends with 'chee ch0ng' (http://cheechongg.blogspot.com) who is friends with 'Amelea' (http://www.deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com). Do you remember them? Chee Chong and Amelea are the twits whom Dr.Jinx found last year. Check the older posts.
Chee Chong is still as twity as ever but look! Amelea has changed alot! From her old twity self, she is typing in proper english! Only that she uses twit language sometimes. SOMETIMES. So it proves that twits can change. So now all the anti-twits, anti-ah lians have to redouble our efforts to stop them from turning in to full-time twits!
Okay, Janice has got to go. See you then!
What do think would happen if you tried to stop twits-to-be from how they are typing now? Well, VULGARITIES, that's what would happen won't it? I mean as soon as you try to tell them to stop their twity ways, out comes the vulgarities. Why are Singaporeans like that? Their twitiness is simply an act of attention, i'll say. Posting up links today.
1) http://www.swiithoney.blogspot.com
Her font is really irritating. You can't read a single thing until you place your face a cm away from the computer screen. And that would cause you serious eye injury as her font colours super bright...
2)http://lurbb-purelyblacknwhite.blogspot.com
This girl is JUST starting to become a twit. Seems like the twits have gotten a new recruit. The twit patrol would have to buck up to help all the other none twit-ish people out there to have a non-contaminated Singapore to live in.
3)http://amenda--l0ves.blogspot.com/
A total twit. She hates SPAMMERS. Oh an example of such vulgarities is, 'erhhs bitches, i kn0w wh0 are y0u lia0s larhhs. humji? tagg me then humji t0 sh0w 0ff ur "PRETTY" name at my taggb0x?(........) use ur FUKING brain larhhs! 0r sh0uld i say y0u are BRIANLESS?' There. An 'Ah Lian'.
Oh i just found out! This girl Amanda, is actually friends with 'chee ch0ng' (http://cheechongg.blogspot.com) who is friends with 'Amelea' (http://www.deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com). Do you remember them? Chee Chong and Amelea are the twits whom Dr.Jinx found last year. Check the older posts.
Chee Chong is still as twity as ever but look! Amelea has changed alot! From her old twity self, she is typing in proper english! Only that she uses twit language sometimes. SOMETIMES. So it proves that twits can change. So now all the anti-twits, anti-ah lians have to redouble our efforts to stop them from turning in to full-time twits!
Okay, Janice has got to go. See you then!
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Guess who's back!!!!! It's me Janice! Nope i'm not Janice-hairy-legs. Nope not at all. My english is just as proper as any of the NORMAL singaporeans.
Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.
And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.
Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?
Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!
Janice
Notice i typed in the word normal in capital letters? Well. The way i see it, normal people refers to the majority of educated people who use proper english to talk and write and not those kind of twit-words for example, 'mAiix laOg0nGx iisH thEx bEstiiex wOrRhz'. This is only one kind of sentence you can find in a twit blog. Everything about 'laogongs' and stuff. For goodness sake! Some of them are not even pass their 14th birthday yet! And they're married? Funny. I thought that was illegal. Well it is, according to Singapore's law, you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex if any one of you are under the age of 16. As you are not mature adults yet.
And notice that i mentioned only Singaporeans. Cause Singaporeans are the ones who started this nonsense. I did an experiment to see if other countries had such similar cases. And i found out that if you were to type like a twit in 'habbohotel.com.uk', the people there would just ignore you or ask what the hell you're typing. And in 'habbohotel.com.au', the people there are perfectly normal in the way they speak. No extra 'x' or 'z' or zeros.
Why is it only Singaporeans are that free to create a totally useless way of typing? One sentence like, 'ii luRrbx euu wOrRhz' took me a whole minute to type. Why do people like to waste their time on such stuff when they could be doing something more practical?
Well, i do not have alot of time like the twits so i will have to get off here. I would like to wish you a very belated, happy new year and a very belated valentine's day. Wishing you a very good day ahead!
Janice
