Thursday, September 28, 2006
We CONDEMN twits. We admit it.
Condemn-to give censure, adverse criticism, disapproval, or blame.
Therefore, thank you miss all for twits for proving to both of us that we dislike twits.
Condemn-to give censure, adverse criticism, disapproval, or blame.
Therefore, thank you miss all for twits for proving to both of us that we dislike twits.
Janice here.
Firstly, i would like to address this to 'miss all-for-twits', would you leave this blog already? I know, we know that you adore twits. But can't you see? This is not a place where people are like you. The makers of this blog dislikes them. If you really hate this blog, LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK. Cause all we do is to so-called 'annoy' you. And you say that we scold twits? Oh on the contrary, we actually congratulate them. We have never called them any vulgarities before. So, please, get some proof before trying to make a statement.
Secondly, for the LAST time, we are not trying to be MOT. We are only following in their footsteps. My colleagues and i have been repeat this a few times already. When will you finally realise it?
It's a free world. I know some of you said that. Yes it's a free world. So why can't we have this blog? There are people who adore twits. And there are those who dislike them. So whay can't you accept it? And to 'miss all-for-twits', so this is what started everything. We went to your friend's blog and 'spammed' her tag board. What is her URL? We will see to it and make sure that that is really a TwitPatrol member. As you know, there are people who are impersonating us. It's no wonder you are 'miss all-for-twits'. Your friend is one...
Janice signing off...
Firstly, i would like to address this to 'miss all-for-twits', would you leave this blog already? I know, we know that you adore twits. But can't you see? This is not a place where people are like you. The makers of this blog dislikes them. If you really hate this blog, LEAVE, DON'T COME BACK. Cause all we do is to so-called 'annoy' you. And you say that we scold twits? Oh on the contrary, we actually congratulate them. We have never called them any vulgarities before. So, please, get some proof before trying to make a statement.
Secondly, for the LAST time, we are not trying to be MOT. We are only following in their footsteps. My colleagues and i have been repeat this a few times already. When will you finally realise it?
It's a free world. I know some of you said that. Yes it's a free world. So why can't we have this blog? There are people who adore twits. And there are those who dislike them. So whay can't you accept it? And to 'miss all-for-twits', so this is what started everything. We went to your friend's blog and 'spammed' her tag board. What is her URL? We will see to it and make sure that that is really a TwitPatrol member. As you know, there are people who are impersonating us. It's no wonder you are 'miss all-for-twits'. Your friend is one...
Janice signing off...
HEY PEOPLE!
John here! Since Dr Jinx says i do not post much i am here once again. hello hello. okay, i have not been here for a while. BUT! But... as far as i can see, Miss all-for-twits has not given up scolding us. neither has she given up making a fool of herself. Miss all-for-twits, you ARE a her right? Anyway, Miss all-for-twits, i just want to give you a piece of advice... GIVE IT UP! You keep contradicting yourself. Why are you getting so agitated? I shall give you a tip, if you don't want to get pissed anymore, then stop coming to our blog and scolding us with vulgarities and such. If you have not noticed, i shall tell you now. WE do not scold anyone with any bad words or insult them in any personal way. You dare to call us attention seeking? Excuse me but i think you are the one. Coming to our blog and wanting to start an argument. We reply you properly instead of insulting you and using valgarities. I mean obviously we DO NOT WANT TO SINK TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL AS YOU. Also, i shall repeat what i am trying to say again. if they do not want us reading their 'personal life' stories, then don't post them on the net. The internet is not a private place. There are also no rules to the internet. So to all those out there who are like Miss all-for-twits, if you want to voice out your opinions and such. Please do them in a polite manner as we treat you in a polite way. You should at least have the basic courtesy to do the same.
John has left the building. :)
John here! Since Dr Jinx says i do not post much i am here once again. hello hello. okay, i have not been here for a while. BUT! But... as far as i can see, Miss all-for-twits has not given up scolding us. neither has she given up making a fool of herself. Miss all-for-twits, you ARE a her right? Anyway, Miss all-for-twits, i just want to give you a piece of advice... GIVE IT UP! You keep contradicting yourself. Why are you getting so agitated? I shall give you a tip, if you don't want to get pissed anymore, then stop coming to our blog and scolding us with vulgarities and such. If you have not noticed, i shall tell you now. WE do not scold anyone with any bad words or insult them in any personal way. You dare to call us attention seeking? Excuse me but i think you are the one. Coming to our blog and wanting to start an argument. We reply you properly instead of insulting you and using valgarities. I mean obviously we DO NOT WANT TO SINK TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL AS YOU. Also, i shall repeat what i am trying to say again. if they do not want us reading their 'personal life' stories, then don't post them on the net. The internet is not a private place. There are also no rules to the internet. So to all those out there who are like Miss all-for-twits, if you want to voice out your opinions and such. Please do them in a polite manner as we treat you in a polite way. You should at least have the basic courtesy to do the same.
John has left the building. :)
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Dr. Jinx here.
I'm going to voice something out. I'm not the first one, my colleagues have already done so but it's just that nobody pays attention to the posts. Only the tagboard. Therefore, i shall make the font EXTRA BIG, SO YOU CAN READ IT.
FIRST OF ALL, MISS ALL FOR TWITS, WE ADMIT IT. WE STINK. TTP STINK. WE SUCK. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, WE LIKE IT. WE MADE IT. WE THINK WHAT WE ARE DOING IS RIGHT SO JUST GO MAKE A MISS-ALL-FOR-TWITS.BLOGSPOT.COM ALRIGHT?
Now that we've got that subject cleared, I'd like to say that abbreviations and shortforms are meant for SHORTENING WORDS. SINCE WHEN DID EXTRA LETTERS SHORTEN WORDS I ASK YOU. I mean hello, the word 'short' is already SELF EXPLANATORY.
BTW miss all for twits, i typed in french. I hope that fact can actually go through that thick skull of yours.
We, TTP, have never ever 'scolded' anybody. If they type something to us, we shall reply or refute. That's what you are doing isn't it? So why are you accusing us of 'scolding' people? Have we actually said that being on our list is bad? Nope, you, by saying how bad it is to put links up, are the one that is giving the message to twits that it's a bad thing. I mean we're ADVERTISING FOR THEM-TAKE A HINT. We are EXTREMELY tired of being accused of 'scolding' people when we have done nothing of that sort. I mean, you are actually LYING. And if you haven't noticed, the twits hate liars. As a favor to twits, perhaps you shouldn't LIE so much since you are trying to 'help' them. If you can't stop lying, then i guess we'll just have to prove your point and start to scold them right?
Miss all for twits, i think what we're all trying to say is, no matter what and how much you SCOLD us. We will still continue what we are doing because we feel it is the correct way of doing things. We have a REASON for doing this.
And hey, u r a bunch of mad people? I'm sorry that CONGRATULATING people isn't nice enough for you.
I also don't get it '...', we haven't been spreading ANY hate at all. It's the taggers.
TO SUMMARIZE WHAT I'VE JUST SAID.
Whatever you say, like we MOCK people or we SCOLD people or our so called 'HIGH CLASS' english is just a way of looking down on twits. We SO AGREE WITH YOU. But we're stilling posting blog links. Also, 'miss anon' and 'miss all for twits' and '...' and all you other hate taggers here, your tags are getting a bit boring and repetitive. Can you please think of NEW HATE MESSAGES for us? I mean we are a bit tired of WINNING your arguments.
Your friend,
Dr. Jinx
I'm going to voice something out. I'm not the first one, my colleagues have already done so but it's just that nobody pays attention to the posts. Only the tagboard. Therefore, i shall make the font EXTRA BIG, SO YOU CAN READ IT.
FIRST OF ALL, MISS ALL FOR TWITS, WE ADMIT IT. WE STINK. TTP STINK. WE SUCK. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, WE LIKE IT. WE MADE IT. WE THINK WHAT WE ARE DOING IS RIGHT SO JUST GO MAKE A MISS-ALL-FOR-TWITS.BLOGSPOT.COM ALRIGHT?
Now that we've got that subject cleared, I'd like to say that abbreviations and shortforms are meant for SHORTENING WORDS. SINCE WHEN DID EXTRA LETTERS SHORTEN WORDS I ASK YOU. I mean hello, the word 'short' is already SELF EXPLANATORY.
BTW miss all for twits, i typed in french. I hope that fact can actually go through that thick skull of yours.
We, TTP, have never ever 'scolded' anybody. If they type something to us, we shall reply or refute. That's what you are doing isn't it? So why are you accusing us of 'scolding' people? Have we actually said that being on our list is bad? Nope, you, by saying how bad it is to put links up, are the one that is giving the message to twits that it's a bad thing. I mean we're ADVERTISING FOR THEM-TAKE A HINT. We are EXTREMELY tired of being accused of 'scolding' people when we have done nothing of that sort. I mean, you are actually LYING. And if you haven't noticed, the twits hate liars. As a favor to twits, perhaps you shouldn't LIE so much since you are trying to 'help' them. If you can't stop lying, then i guess we'll just have to prove your point and start to scold them right?
Miss all for twits, i think what we're all trying to say is, no matter what and how much you SCOLD us. We will still continue what we are doing because we feel it is the correct way of doing things. We have a REASON for doing this.
And hey, u r a bunch of mad people? I'm sorry that CONGRATULATING people isn't nice enough for you.
I also don't get it '...', we haven't been spreading ANY hate at all. It's the taggers.
TO SUMMARIZE WHAT I'VE JUST SAID.
Whatever you say, like we MOCK people or we SCOLD people or our so called 'HIGH CLASS' english is just a way of looking down on twits. We SO AGREE WITH YOU. But we're stilling posting blog links. Also, 'miss anon' and 'miss all for twits' and '...' and all you other hate taggers here, your tags are getting a bit boring and repetitive. Can you please think of NEW HATE MESSAGES for us? I mean we are a bit tired of WINNING your arguments.
Your friend,
Dr. Jinx
It's Jiminy in da' house!
You know what i love?
I love to see people lose their arguments. Especially to me.
Miss twit over there on the tagboard.
CONFUSE MYSELF?
Whoa whoa whoa. Don't get too carried off folks.
I shall re-emphasize what i said in the previous post. I find it PERFECTLY, COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ENTIRELY, UTTERLY, ABSOLUTELY alright to use acronyms, which are taking the first letter of a group of words and combining them together to create a SHORTFORM, or so she calls it. Like ROFLMAO, rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Its fine, the usual internet slang, like "ty", thank you, or "np", no problem. Just as long as it doesn't get too complicated and everyone knows it.
If i invent my own acronym like, TATOTW, which in this case means "twits are taking over the world", and i use it freely, that would be dumb. Besides that, acronyms are basically approved of, downtown at the twit patrol station.
So here's the big question.
When did i say some acronyms are alright and some are not? Give me some freaking evidence.
So, judging from your rash comments, i therefore certify that you could not understand what i had said earlier. If you confuse yourself up and throw a half-baked comment at me, it just goes to show how you could not DECIPHER my post.
Yes, i have a warped sense of humour i doubt you can understand. It isn't much humour anyway since what i type here is mostly true afterall.
Well, do come by and tag again. I can only ask of you not to confuse yourself again, as it would only serve to shame yourself.
Later Alligator.
You know what i love?
I love to see people lose their arguments. Especially to me.
Miss twit over there on the tagboard.
CONFUSE MYSELF?
Whoa whoa whoa. Don't get too carried off folks.
I shall re-emphasize what i said in the previous post. I find it PERFECTLY, COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ENTIRELY, UTTERLY, ABSOLUTELY alright to use acronyms, which are taking the first letter of a group of words and combining them together to create a SHORTFORM, or so she calls it. Like ROFLMAO, rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Its fine, the usual internet slang, like "ty", thank you, or "np", no problem. Just as long as it doesn't get too complicated and everyone knows it.
If i invent my own acronym like, TATOTW, which in this case means "twits are taking over the world", and i use it freely, that would be dumb. Besides that, acronyms are basically approved of, downtown at the twit patrol station.
So here's the big question.
When did i say some acronyms are alright and some are not? Give me some freaking evidence.
So, judging from your rash comments, i therefore certify that you could not understand what i had said earlier. If you confuse yourself up and throw a half-baked comment at me, it just goes to show how you could not DECIPHER my post.
Yes, i have a warped sense of humour i doubt you can understand. It isn't much humour anyway since what i type here is mostly true afterall.
Well, do come by and tag again. I can only ask of you not to confuse yourself again, as it would only serve to shame yourself.
Later Alligator.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Jiminy here.
Alright, so how's things been? Pretty good i can see. Juicy talk! I love it when the debate fever escalates and everyone's just arguing on opinions and views. It's why we started this whole thing. We're just a bunch of people who love to argue for our rights and for our opinions.
Ah yes. Once and for all, to all the kutus who think we're "COPYING" MOT, we're freaking not. It's up to you, cause we can't prove anything to you. As i said in my first post here, that we just want to fight the evil forces of twits, correct them and try to change them. You know, like bring out the good part of someone. I bet even a twit has a good side. buried under those layers of cheap language, self potraits and suicidal attitude. And we're the brave ones diving in the dark waters to find that little good quality. Who knows, twits might cease to exist.
Freedom of speech. I totally support our tagger, Lizzo, on a couple of her numerous tags. So a few cows have been saying stuff like "All you're good at is searching twit blogs". Right. THE TWIT PATROL. I'll drop you a hint. Patrol means to : 'A person or a team who looks out/searches for something'.
So here's a little vocabulary lesson for you kids. THE TWIT PATROL = A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO SEARCHES FOR TWITS. Of course we don't search for twits literally. If we could, our blog address would be something like www.the-people-who-search-for-twit-blogs.blogspot.com, but that would be a tad long, especially for those twits to type those tough words. I wouldn't touch a twit even with a ten foot pole. We search for the next closest thing, their blogs. And we teach them a lil' something, some grammer tips, some vocabulary words here and there, and finish it off with a touch of advice.
One more thing.
I have a confession. I have never in my life, won a spelling bee competition, a scrabble marathon, or anyone of these national/international matches before. So im sorry to say my English is not PERFECT and that it isn't FLAWLESS. Look. Our point is to stop people from typing like that. >>>
"Hie.. ~duNch tEazze miE liek thatzx lehzxx..."
Or all of that crap. I'm not stopping you, from using language like "lol", because typing out LAUGHING OUT LOUD takes a longer time anyway. However, twit language just takes up a hell lot more of a time, so why do you still want to use it? Type acronyms, have a couple of typos here and there by accident, forget a punctuation, forget about caps in the beginning of sentences. That's alright. But typing like that is just plain dumb. Majority of bloggers type like above, and you don't see us bothering the poor people do you?
We just type like that with punctuations and capitals at the right places because we feel more comfortable doing it. Our language does have flaws. It's not perfect, or immaculate, but compared to the twit language, i'll say its a whole lot better.
Till we meet again,
Jiminy CRICKET.
Alright, so how's things been? Pretty good i can see. Juicy talk! I love it when the debate fever escalates and everyone's just arguing on opinions and views. It's why we started this whole thing. We're just a bunch of people who love to argue for our rights and for our opinions.
Ah yes. Once and for all, to all the kutus who think we're "COPYING" MOT, we're freaking not. It's up to you, cause we can't prove anything to you. As i said in my first post here, that we just want to fight the evil forces of twits, correct them and try to change them. You know, like bring out the good part of someone. I bet even a twit has a good side. buried under those layers of cheap language, self potraits and suicidal attitude. And we're the brave ones diving in the dark waters to find that little good quality. Who knows, twits might cease to exist.
Freedom of speech. I totally support our tagger, Lizzo, on a couple of her numerous tags. So a few cows have been saying stuff like "All you're good at is searching twit blogs". Right. THE TWIT PATROL. I'll drop you a hint. Patrol means to : 'A person or a team who looks out/searches for something'.
So here's a little vocabulary lesson for you kids. THE TWIT PATROL = A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO SEARCHES FOR TWITS. Of course we don't search for twits literally. If we could, our blog address would be something like www.the-people-who-search-for-twit-blogs.blogspot.com, but that would be a tad long, especially for those twits to type those tough words. I wouldn't touch a twit even with a ten foot pole. We search for the next closest thing, their blogs. And we teach them a lil' something, some grammer tips, some vocabulary words here and there, and finish it off with a touch of advice.
One more thing.
I have a confession. I have never in my life, won a spelling bee competition, a scrabble marathon, or anyone of these national/international matches before. So im sorry to say my English is not PERFECT and that it isn't FLAWLESS. Look. Our point is to stop people from typing like that. >>>
"Hie.. ~duNch tEazze miE liek thatzx lehzxx..."
Or all of that crap. I'm not stopping you, from using language like "lol", because typing out LAUGHING OUT LOUD takes a longer time anyway. However, twit language just takes up a hell lot more of a time, so why do you still want to use it? Type acronyms, have a couple of typos here and there by accident, forget a punctuation, forget about caps in the beginning of sentences. That's alright. But typing like that is just plain dumb. Majority of bloggers type like above, and you don't see us bothering the poor people do you?
We just type like that with punctuations and capitals at the right places because we feel more comfortable doing it. Our language does have flaws. It's not perfect, or immaculate, but compared to the twit language, i'll say its a whole lot better.
Till we meet again,
Jiminy CRICKET.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Hello! John here. I would like to point out a few things that twits do.
- They contradict themselves. (eg. "this is a free world, we can do what we like") then I say to you... why are you scolding us for doing what we want to do? like you said, it's a FREE WORLD.
- They always scold people and they use vulgarities. I doubt they know that they are spelling those bad words wrongly. (eg. "PharrK") May i please ask what the hell is that word??? If you mean FUCK, then please spell it properly.
- They also do not know what all these bad words mean. (eg. f*ckk euu laRhhs) I am sorry but we have to decline. we do not want to have sexual intercourse with you what so ever. For those of you who do not know the meaning of the "f" word, i shall tell you now. It means to have sexual intercourse with someone.
- Also i would like to point out that, if you do not want anyone reading your 'personal' life stories, then DO NOT make a blog in the first place. The internet is not somewhere where privacy can be found. So if you are unhappy about people reading your blogs, then pen down your personal things into a private DIARY!
- Lastly, why must they type in weird, illegible ways? All these words do not appear in the dictionary. Why must you type in this manner? Do you think it's that cool? Maybe if you listen to your english teacher in school, you might be able to improve.
There are many more things that twits do which are still unknown to man kind. This entry is dedicated to all those 'twits' or supporters of twits. :) till next time.
Just a short note from Dr. Jinx.
I've already said that we will stop posting blogs with PW in them. So will you please stop tagging about that? I mean hello, I said it like so many times. How many more times do you want me to say that?
I, MR. JINX, AM NOT GOING TO POST BLOGS WITH PW IN THEM ANYMORE. TAKE A HINT.
Furthermore, I'd like to comment that you people right. People are allowed to blog whatever they want and however they want. That includes us too. If we want to post links then we will. Because it's just like what you said, isn't it? We have FREEDOM of speech. Also, there is no such thing as privacy on the internet.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Dr. Jinx here.
More blogs. Oh and if you feel we're wrong to penalize people for what and how they type on their blogs-don't penalize us.
1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.hundredpercent-me.blogspot.com/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://backdown-cashout.blogspot.com/-password is 'sweetest sin'
30.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/
And that's all for today.
I'm still debating whether I should continue posting blogs with passwords and tell people their passwords. I'll stop for now so sorry No.29. Leave a tag and tell me if I should or shouldn't.
More blogs. Oh and if you feel we're wrong to penalize people for what and how they type on their blogs-don't penalize us.
1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://llyfes-of-four-.blogspot.com/-credits to haha!
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/
22.-http://www.hundredpercent-me.blogspot.com/-First male link here!!
23.-http://uglyy-n0rrt.blogspot.com/
24.-http://www.babiieblue.blogspot.com/
25.-http://surferbabe-iqah.blogspot.com/
26.-http://llubescomplicated.blogspot.com/-OMG I was so shocked. Check out her pics! With the slit wrist and stuff. I THINK she's a fake emo seeking attention.
27.-http://losttsoul.blogspot.com/
28.-http://p0w3rpuffgalx.blogspot.com/
29.-http://backdown-cashout.blogspot.com/-password is 'sweetest sin'
30.-http://iil0vey0u-.blogspot.com/
And that's all for today.
I'm still debating whether I should continue posting blogs with passwords and tell people their passwords. I'll stop for now so sorry No.29. Leave a tag and tell me if I should or shouldn't.
james here!
i just happened to tag at a certain blog, correcting their most astounding use of grammar, correction, i meant ZERO use of grammar, and the twit had asked another tagger, who had corrected her vocabulary, to find her at Bukit Panjang.
I was just thinking, what if the tagger had really gone to Bukit Panjang to find them? What if the user asked her "gaan dii, meii, jiie and k0rr" and friends to meet the tagger?
After a lot of thought, I think the most they could do would be to spit vulgarities all over the tagger, which doesn't make any sense, because when we correct them, they already type vulgarities all over the tagboard such as:
"fcukerr"
"cheebyye"
"basturreds"
"humjiikias"
The sad part is that their vocabularies are limited to swear words. The worst part is that they can't even type swear words properly.
Anyway, why would the tagger go and find the twits? The twits are the ones who have problems with us correcting their language by right they should find us.
i just happened to tag at a certain blog, correcting their most astounding use of grammar, correction, i meant ZERO use of grammar, and the twit had asked another tagger, who had corrected her vocabulary, to find her at Bukit Panjang.
I was just thinking, what if the tagger had really gone to Bukit Panjang to find them? What if the user asked her "gaan dii, meii, jiie and k0rr" and friends to meet the tagger?
After a lot of thought, I think the most they could do would be to spit vulgarities all over the tagger, which doesn't make any sense, because when we correct them, they already type vulgarities all over the tagboard such as:
"fcukerr"
"cheebyye"
"basturreds"
"humjiikias"
The sad part is that their vocabularies are limited to swear words. The worst part is that they can't even type swear words properly.
Anyway, why would the tagger go and find the twits? The twits are the ones who have problems with us correcting their language by right they should find us.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Dr. Jinx.
We have recieved a lot of tags that say we aren't funny enough. We thank you for the feedback and will try to make this blog more humorous.
I have noticed that people tend to say that blogs like this are made by people that are 'too free' or 'have nothing better to do'. Is that really so bad to be bored? We channel our boredom into this blog so now we do have something worthwhile to do.
I would also like to mention that my previous post was not directed to anybody specifically, it was just something that I realised and decided to voice out.
In a DESPERATE attempt to make this blog more entertaining. Here is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
I didn't make it up of course, a friend of mine told it to me.
Your friend,
Dr. Jinx
We have recieved a lot of tags that say we aren't funny enough. We thank you for the feedback and will try to make this blog more humorous.
I have noticed that people tend to say that blogs like this are made by people that are 'too free' or 'have nothing better to do'. Is that really so bad to be bored? We channel our boredom into this blog so now we do have something worthwhile to do.
I would also like to mention that my previous post was not directed to anybody specifically, it was just something that I realised and decided to voice out.
In a DESPERATE attempt to make this blog more entertaining. Here is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
I didn't make it up of course, a friend of mine told it to me.
Your friend,
Dr. Jinx
Friday, September 22, 2006
I have decided to change my name from 'Mr. Jinx to Dr. Jinx'
Dr. Jinx here.
I have realized that a lot of people that 'spam' or just tag at twit blogs seem to criticize their English a lot.
After thinking long and hard, I realized that these are the people that have exactly no right to! I mean, they keep saying how bad 'twit' language is and yet, their English isn't that great either! Spelling 'grammar' as 'grammers' and adding 'lahs' to the end of their sentences doesn't exactly prove the point that your English is much better than theirs.
It is more ironic that these people go to anti-twit blogs and start to state their opinions on how bad 'twit' is in their not-s0-good English. Some even have the nerve to say that they 'speak perfect english'.
As co-founder of TwitPatrol, I realize that our English is not perfect either. That is why we have refrained from using difficult words in case we use them wrongly.
At least our simple English is correct.
Your friend,
Dr. Jinx.
PS, to those who knows us, we would like you to refrain from revealing our identity. Thank You.
Dr. Jinx here.
I have realized that a lot of people that 'spam' or just tag at twit blogs seem to criticize their English a lot.
After thinking long and hard, I realized that these are the people that have exactly no right to! I mean, they keep saying how bad 'twit' language is and yet, their English isn't that great either! Spelling 'grammar' as 'grammers' and adding 'lahs' to the end of their sentences doesn't exactly prove the point that your English is much better than theirs.
It is more ironic that these people go to anti-twit blogs and start to state their opinions on how bad 'twit' is in their not-s0-good English. Some even have the nerve to say that they 'speak perfect english'.
As co-founder of TwitPatrol, I realize that our English is not perfect either. That is why we have refrained from using difficult words in case we use them wrongly.
At least our simple English is correct.
Your friend,
Dr. Jinx.
PS, to those who knows us, we would like you to refrain from revealing our identity. Thank You.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Hey! James here!
I just visited a few twit blogs and it just struck me that a lot of twits are sports people. It is extremely degrading for me as a sportsperson, to see other athletes behave in such a manner. It disgusts me to see other people stereotyping sportspeople as "stupid" or "dumb" maybe even "bimbotic".But as I see that you twits typing away in your "special" language I can't help but feel the same way too.
I know that you guys love sports and your training, but there is seriously no need to train your fingers. Cya round!
I just visited a few twit blogs and it just struck me that a lot of twits are sports people. It is extremely degrading for me as a sportsperson, to see other athletes behave in such a manner. It disgusts me to see other people stereotyping sportspeople as "stupid" or "dumb" maybe even "bimbotic".But as I see that you twits typing away in your "special" language I can't help but feel the same way too.
I know that you guys love sports and your training, but there is seriously no need to train your fingers. Cya round!
Mr. Jinx here.
Just and update of Twit blogs we found to be worthy enough to be on our blog.
1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://www.abandoned-qurll.blogspot.com/
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/-Password is 'toiletbowl'.
I would also like to mention that the difference between MOT, The Anti-Ah lian group and us is that we do not type in twit language just to make fun of them. We would NEVER degrade ourselves to the core of the earth. Thank you.
Just and update of Twit blogs we found to be worthy enough to be on our blog.
1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://www.abandoned-qurll.blogspot.com/
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com/ -Credits to 'kayern'
13.-http://l0nelymwiie.blogspot.com/
14.-http://l0ve-u-t00-much.blogspot.com/
15.-http://nobodylovej.blogspot.com/
16.-http://life-ending.blogspot.com/
17.-http://onlywithyouz.blogspot.com/
18.-http://cindderella.blogspot.com/
19.-http://joel-wei-lovers.blogspot.com/
20.-http://iinnocent-mii.blogspot.com/
21.-http://obession-.blogspot.com/-Password is 'toiletbowl'.
I would also like to mention that the difference between MOT, The Anti-Ah lian group and us is that we do not type in twit language just to make fun of them. We would NEVER degrade ourselves to the core of the earth. Thank you.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Good Day. Jiminy addressing the masses of twits and readers here. Alright we have our first ever spammer!
No mail so far. Not bad though. Since this blog was formed a couple of days ago and we're already so famous. Or infamous, as we'd rather be. I think.
I've realized something uncanny about twits. We've terrorised many a twit blogs, leaving notes of good advice and memos to improve their pathetic lives. All in vain! What do we get for caring? A loadful of crap that is.
Oh to the people who think we're just a bunch of bored souls drifting around the net looking for twit blogs to annoy, well, we're just that. Perhaps we have a kin to saving what's left of our world.
Back to twit blogs. So anyway, one of our main clients who we found to be pretty nuts is this girl called Siew Ping. Alright. It's posted below on the bulletin posted by Mr Jinx. Ah, sweet memories. http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
So i go in to check it out after hearing from the Intelligence about this dangerous twit, and i was hit by a tiny box in the middle of the page, saying "rmb to tag miee okies?", or something like that in twit language. And i close that one in disgust, and something else pops up saying "Dun bluff miee ahs!". I could just puke all over the keyboard.
As not to disappoint lil' Siew Ping here, we didnt "bluff" her, and tagged. What do we get? A "thanks" or some form of gratefulness that such a wonderful organisation like Twit Patrol had decided to put her on the list of "twits galore", or that we gave such fabulous advice? NO.
Instead she calls all her twitty friends to come layer tag after tag, to cover the ones we posted before, blog our URL, swear at us for being so mean to their "Darliing". Oh my. I am hurt. All i did was to care, honest! I didnt mean to hurt anybody. Least of all a TWIT. Right.
Moreover, if you dare to visit her blog, you'll observe that there are pictures of her darling friend. Obviously, it seems she only has one. Almost all the pictures she has are of herself and this one girl, who obviously, is a twit too. Sad lives.
Check out those pictures out on the battlefield. Siew Ping has managed to capture the so-called precious moments of her life on camera! These very precious moments include self potraits at coffeshops with the typical poses, peace sign poses in her school uniform, pictures of her backview, etc etc. Truly precious.
While i go and lament on the anatomy of a twit's mind, go and check out more twit blogs at the bottom.
Advice : Get a bucket ready. Chances are that you'll need it.
Jiminy signs off.
I pledge allegience to the flag of the Twit Patrol states.
No mail so far. Not bad though. Since this blog was formed a couple of days ago and we're already so famous. Or infamous, as we'd rather be. I think.
I've realized something uncanny about twits. We've terrorised many a twit blogs, leaving notes of good advice and memos to improve their pathetic lives. All in vain! What do we get for caring? A loadful of crap that is.
Oh to the people who think we're just a bunch of bored souls drifting around the net looking for twit blogs to annoy, well, we're just that. Perhaps we have a kin to saving what's left of our world.
Back to twit blogs. So anyway, one of our main clients who we found to be pretty nuts is this girl called Siew Ping. Alright. It's posted below on the bulletin posted by Mr Jinx. Ah, sweet memories. http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
So i go in to check it out after hearing from the Intelligence about this dangerous twit, and i was hit by a tiny box in the middle of the page, saying "rmb to tag miee okies?", or something like that in twit language. And i close that one in disgust, and something else pops up saying "Dun bluff miee ahs!". I could just puke all over the keyboard.
As not to disappoint lil' Siew Ping here, we didnt "bluff" her, and tagged. What do we get? A "thanks" or some form of gratefulness that such a wonderful organisation like Twit Patrol had decided to put her on the list of "twits galore", or that we gave such fabulous advice? NO.
Instead she calls all her twitty friends to come layer tag after tag, to cover the ones we posted before, blog our URL, swear at us for being so mean to their "Darliing". Oh my. I am hurt. All i did was to care, honest! I didnt mean to hurt anybody. Least of all a TWIT. Right.
Moreover, if you dare to visit her blog, you'll observe that there are pictures of her darling friend. Obviously, it seems she only has one. Almost all the pictures she has are of herself and this one girl, who obviously, is a twit too. Sad lives.
Check out those pictures out on the battlefield. Siew Ping has managed to capture the so-called precious moments of her life on camera! These very precious moments include self potraits at coffeshops with the typical poses, peace sign poses in her school uniform, pictures of her backview, etc etc. Truly precious.
While i go and lament on the anatomy of a twit's mind, go and check out more twit blogs at the bottom.
Advice : Get a bucket ready. Chances are that you'll need it.
Jiminy signs off.
I pledge allegience to the flag of the Twit Patrol states.
Mr. Jinx here.
I have decided to start posting a few Twit blogs here. These blogs are not ranked yet and have just been placed randomly. Enjoy.
1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://www.abandoned-qurll.blogspot.com/
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com -Credits to 'kayern'
We would like to inform you all that besides our mutual dislike/pity for twits, TheTwitPatrol and MOT have absolutely no other relationship.
Thank you for your kind attention.
I have decided to start posting a few Twit blogs here. These blogs are not ranked yet and have just been placed randomly. Enjoy.
1.-http://skyblue-angel-rox.blogspot.com/
2.-http://xiia0blacky-.blogspot.com/
3.-http://maii-precious-memories.blogspot.com/
4.-http://deadlove-dolly.blogspot.com/
5.-http://freakiie-kellin.blogspot.com/
6.-http://xiiaoyiings.blogspot.com/
7.-http://www.abandoned-qurll.blogspot.com/
8.-http://frenz4.blogspot.com/
9.-http://meii-queen.blogspot.com/
10.-http://leavemoiialone.blogspot.com/
11.-http://www.shheniiddmiiraclle.blogspot.com/
12.-http://xia0wenn-l0vehiml0tts.blogspot.com -Credits to 'kayern'
We would like to inform you all that besides our mutual dislike/pity for twits, TheTwitPatrol and MOT have absolutely no other relationship.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Good Day.
This is Jiminy speaking here, one of the fathers of TwitPatrol.
Initially, we did not want to reveal our names, but thinking about it, what the hell? Those people impersonating us aren't the real thing.
So our lovely roots.
Well we just sat around and thought that the world could do with another organisation to fight the evil forces of twitdom. Enough of the pansy language and the self potraits. There must be something done to the overated "emo-ness" and the I-want-to-slit-my-wrists-cause-he-doesn't-love-me" kind of people. We guessed there wasn't enough reinforces on the frontline to defend humankind's honour, so we joined the army. Once fighting a losing battle, we, the Twit Patrol, has come to save the day!
Alright, enough drama.
We appreciate fan mail and hate mail. Leave a little love note on the board, thrash and spam whatever you want. You have the right to defend what's left of your honour afterall, even though there probably won't be much left of it after we're done with you.
So here we go. Eliminating the tribes of twit-dom slowly. A tough path to go my lads. Here's to a long journey ahead.
The Jiminy signing off.
This is Jiminy speaking here, one of the fathers of TwitPatrol.
Initially, we did not want to reveal our names, but thinking about it, what the hell? Those people impersonating us aren't the real thing.
So our lovely roots.
Well we just sat around and thought that the world could do with another organisation to fight the evil forces of twitdom. Enough of the pansy language and the self potraits. There must be something done to the overated "emo-ness" and the I-want-to-slit-my-wrists-cause-he-doesn't-love-me" kind of people. We guessed there wasn't enough reinforces on the frontline to defend humankind's honour, so we joined the army. Once fighting a losing battle, we, the Twit Patrol, has come to save the day!
Alright, enough drama.
We appreciate fan mail and hate mail. Leave a little love note on the board, thrash and spam whatever you want. You have the right to defend what's left of your honour afterall, even though there probably won't be much left of it after we're done with you.
So here we go. Eliminating the tribes of twit-dom slowly. A tough path to go my lads. Here's to a long journey ahead.
The Jiminy signing off.
Hi this is the Twit Patrol Blog. In this blog, we post blogs of Twits.
Our Twit Patrol consists of 6 people. Due to the fact that several people have been impersonating us, our names will not be mentioned to pick out the real twit patrollers.
Our email is hunkbolio@hotmail.com
All email is appreciated.
Our Twit Patrol consists of 6 people. Due to the fact that several people have been impersonating us, our names will not be mentioned to pick out the real twit patrollers.
Our email is hunkbolio@hotmail.com
All email is appreciated.
