Sunday, February 18, 2007
Hello people! How are all of you doing? (John here by the way)
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hope all of you are having a blast collecting ang paos. Anyway, i went blog hopping just now and i realised that many of the
sites we posted were out-dated. Many of the twits have either changed their URL or deleted their blog (thank goodness!). So...
we shall go blog hunting! New sites shall be posted for you soon, be sure to come check them out.
Oh! I would like to point out that, if you want to comment or insult any of the twit's blogs, please be sure to type in PROPER
english. You cannot possibly be insulting someone for having bad english when you yourself, have not mastered the language. This is just a reminder for all you anti-twits out there, no offence intended! (We still love you for supporting us.)
Also, since it is chinese new year, the twits will be taking advantage of this time (like how they probably took avantage of v day) to whip out their phones and cameras and start snapping away! If you ever feel lonely, sad or bored, check out their blogs, it will keep you entertained for hours. I say hours because you will have to try to make out what they are typing (it takes a pretty long time to decode what they are saying if you are not use to their 'language'). BUT!!!! Some of you might have an allergic reaction, like...
-TWITching :
you might feel inclined to start typing like them/being ONE of them.
-twitching:
eyes might start twitching as you are utterly grossed out by their pictures.
(please note that there is a difference between TWITching and twitching.)
-nausea
might feel sick as their pictures could show them sucking the life out of each other through the mouth.
also could feel sick because of pictures which show them slashing at their wrists because they are too 'stressed' or their
La0gg0ng/la0ppo brr0ke thhEirR hEarrTz. (broke their heart).
-hysterical laughing which leads to difficulty in breathing
happens most of the time as they blog about friendship problems which is so primary school, plus other things.
-brain cramp
unable to make out what they are typing which leads to bad headaches.
These are the few effects that some of you may suffer from if you read their blogs. Those of you who do happen to suffer
from any of the symptoms above, please be careful while reading. DO NOT go to their blog if you suffer from depression.
And now, i have to go. Hope you enjoyed this post, i'll be back! :)
JOHN
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hope all of you are having a blast collecting ang paos. Anyway, i went blog hopping just now and i realised that many of the
sites we posted were out-dated. Many of the twits have either changed their URL or deleted their blog (thank goodness!). So...
we shall go blog hunting! New sites shall be posted for you soon, be sure to come check them out.
Oh! I would like to point out that, if you want to comment or insult any of the twit's blogs, please be sure to type in PROPER
english. You cannot possibly be insulting someone for having bad english when you yourself, have not mastered the language. This is just a reminder for all you anti-twits out there, no offence intended! (We still love you for supporting us.)
Also, since it is chinese new year, the twits will be taking advantage of this time (like how they probably took avantage of v day) to whip out their phones and cameras and start snapping away! If you ever feel lonely, sad or bored, check out their blogs, it will keep you entertained for hours. I say hours because you will have to try to make out what they are typing (it takes a pretty long time to decode what they are saying if you are not use to their 'language'). BUT!!!! Some of you might have an allergic reaction, like...
-TWITching :
you might feel inclined to start typing like them/being ONE of them.
-twitching:
eyes might start twitching as you are utterly grossed out by their pictures.
(please note that there is a difference between TWITching and twitching.)
-nausea
might feel sick as their pictures could show them sucking the life out of each other through the mouth.
also could feel sick because of pictures which show them slashing at their wrists because they are too 'stressed' or their
La0gg0ng/la0ppo brr0ke thhEirR hEarrTz. (broke their heart).
-hysterical laughing which leads to difficulty in breathing
happens most of the time as they blog about friendship problems which is so primary school, plus other things.
-brain cramp
unable to make out what they are typing which leads to bad headaches.
These are the few effects that some of you may suffer from if you read their blogs. Those of you who do happen to suffer
from any of the symptoms above, please be careful while reading. DO NOT go to their blog if you suffer from depression.
And now, i have to go. Hope you enjoyed this post, i'll be back! :)
JOHN
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
i am finally back! :)
after soooooo long. alright... lets see. For all you viewers out there who also dislike twits, thanks for your support! check out the links we have posted, some sites are seriously entertaining. Some ah lians (twits) are actually rather fluent in their english, wonder why they want to pose like one though.
important fact!
IT IS NOT COOL TO ACT OR BE A TWIT!
Also, for all you date-less people out there, do not be sad. Celebrate V day with your friends. Please do not go around begging people to be your date, it is really embarrassing for you. If the person rejects you politely, laugh it off and MOVE ON. If the person makes fun of you, then that person is really not someone you would want as a date. :)
As for all you twits out there, since it is valentines, please do not take advantage of this day and snap pictures of you and your 'lao gong/lao po' smooching and sucking the life out of each other. Please spare a thought for all those innocent minds out there and for those who do not have dates. It is not a very nice thing to do and it might make people dislike you more than they already do.
Once again... HAPPY VALENTINES!
-JOHN-
after soooooo long. alright... lets see. For all you viewers out there who also dislike twits, thanks for your support! check out the links we have posted, some sites are seriously entertaining. Some ah lians (twits) are actually rather fluent in their english, wonder why they want to pose like one though.
important fact!
IT IS NOT COOL TO ACT OR BE A TWIT!
Also, for all you date-less people out there, do not be sad. Celebrate V day with your friends. Please do not go around begging people to be your date, it is really embarrassing for you. If the person rejects you politely, laugh it off and MOVE ON. If the person makes fun of you, then that person is really not someone you would want as a date. :)
As for all you twits out there, since it is valentines, please do not take advantage of this day and snap pictures of you and your 'lao gong/lao po' smooching and sucking the life out of each other. Please spare a thought for all those innocent minds out there and for those who do not have dates. It is not a very nice thing to do and it might make people dislike you more than they already do.
Once again... HAPPY VALENTINES!
-JOHN-
